the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by weave March 21, 2003

one-eyed trouser trout 

My COCK.

Jennifer stuffed her mouth full of the one-eyed trouser trout, and it puked in her throat.

one-eyed trouser trout by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

Brown eyed eagle 

Having anal sex on a par 3 hole on a golf course.

Me and a girl snuck on to Pebble Beach Golf Course late one night and I gave her a brown eyed eagle.

Brown eyed eagle by PeoplePlanter April 21, 2009

9 eyed monkey 

drunk, wasted, fubar, etc

Originated in Va. Beach, VA by wadester

I was as drunk as a 9 eyed monkey

9 eyed monkey by wadester November 23, 2011

chink-eyed 

when one is sooooo mutha fuckin high and /or drunk they can barely open their peepers!

Shit man, I was so chink-eyed last night!

chink-eyed by Duffy sistahz August 29, 2006

birds eyed 

To finger a girl, resulting in fish fingers.

The next thing I knew, I birds eyed her out of it right on the dance floor in front of everybody! The smell wouldn't come off for days!

birds eyed by Ralph the Boy Ralphy April 8, 2008

Tatty-Eyed 

Tattooed eyes.
Drunk as a shoemakers boot

He got absolutlely tatty-eyed last night
She had her eyebrows tattooed on (hence tatty-eyes)

Tatty-Eyed by PumpWarden August 25, 2009