When a woman arrives in England a proper Englishman shall double fist her vagina with no lube whatsoever. Whilst it’s happening he will say “Welcome to England” in a strong Cockney accent. If she is particularly appreciative of English culture she will say “For the Queen” while being double fisted.
by Pizza Brat July 7, 2019
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You don't agree with what they're saying to you as it's a slight against your persons or what you believe in.
You don't agree with what they're saying to you as it's a slight against your persons or what you believe in.
1st person: Man your an idiot. The last thing you want to do is smoke around those gas tanks.
2nd person: Man...fuck yo' english.
2nd person: Man...fuck yo' english.
by Hawks1326DLH May 29, 2010
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Listen to those American pricks. Stealing our English, and not even spelling half the words right. The twats.
by Tom from England, where pigs can fly! December 25, 2007
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The peculiar brand of English spoken and written by citizens of the United States of America. Typically characterised by omitted 'u's, double negatives and the redundant use of 'z' instead of 's' in words such as "realise".
The peculiar brand of English spoken and written by citizens of the United States of America. Typically characterised by omitted 'u's, double negatives and the redundant use of 'z' instead of 's' in words such as "realise".
by Innominate March 22, 2009
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2. Adj. to describe the act of getting out of a work scenario.
3. v. To talk or act (pretend) there is an emergency elsewhere in order to remove oneself from a work environment
2. Adj. to describe the act of getting out of a work scenario.
3. v. To talk or act (pretend) there is an emergency elsewhere in order to remove oneself from a work environment
by rick motherfuckin james bitch July 22, 2012
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yeh i had 2 tak 2 wkz of wrk cuz i dun no how to spel shit
yeh i had 2 tak 2 wkz of wrk cuz i dun no how to spel shit
by One happy speller October 4, 2010
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Fo shizzle, my nizzle!
I cain't git none o' dis stuff to work!
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Fo shizzle, my nizzle!
I cain't git none o' dis stuff to work!
Above are examples of "Ogre-English".
by I.M. Fletcher March 17, 2011
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