hindu elephant

When a man places his balls and penis over the woman’s face and proceeds to shart leaving a dot of shit where a bindi would be and moving the shaft of the mans penis representing an elephant trunk

Man, I met this chick last night and she was into some freaky shit, she wanted me to do a Hindu elephant to her

by Talpal July 19, 2017

Elephant Trunk

Elephant Trunk is a penis with foreskin. A penis with foreskin is uncircumsized and will grow to a longer length than most circumsized penis. The man will clean under his foreskin if hes smart, leaving a clean, non leathery penis head, unlike circumsized penis which has a rough, and much less sensational penis head. Elephant Trunks or just Elephants are prefered 5-1 over Shroom penis (shroom being Circumsized) by local surveys. Elephants are mostly dark skinned, non jewish, and a lot stronger men. They do not act like shrooms, by getting angry at a joke. they love to hangout and play real sports like Soccer. Elephants that play Football american, are always the superior players aswell.

That man has an Elephant Trunk penis. He obviously has a larger dick than those cut Shrooms and is probably a good soccer and football player. He also will just laugh and not get mad if you joke around with him.

by Elephants Stomp Shrooms December 2, 2010

elephant dick

the biggest funnel you could ever come across. remember
to turn the valve clockwise and NEVER funnel moonshine. fits eight beers, HAVE FUN

HOLY CRAP, that elephant dick barely fit in my mouth

by asiabby November 30, 2010

The Elephant

While giving someone the Arabian Goggles (placing one's scrotum over an unconscious victim’s eyes), place one's penis over the recipients nose; mimicking the image of an elephant. If an erection occurs, you have inadvertently produced The Pinocchio.

I was giving Ted the Arabian Goggles when I put my weiner over his nose to make him look like an elephant. We now call him The Elephant.

by Casius Clay April 23, 2009

elephant dance

When a goup of men form a circle placing one thumb in the butthole of the person in front of them and another in their mouth. If the chain breaks then the one who breaks the chain must switch tumbs, putting the shit covered one in their mouth.

Man last night I kept on breaking the chain during the elephant dance.

by 42 to what bitch August 3, 2006

elephantitis

A chronic, often extreme enlargement and hardening of hte cutaneous and subcutaneous tissue, esp. of the legs and the scrotum, resulting from lymphatic obstruction, and usually caused by a nematode worm, Wuchareria bancrofti.

Why's that guy have a wheel barrel?...oh... OH!
How the hell do you get your pants on?!
Just make sure you duck when he blows his wad!

by Maximus Testiculus April 4, 2004

elephant head

An uncircumcised penis. The head of the penis resembles the trunk of an elephant.

A briss is a good way of removing an elephant head.

by the cam September 21, 2005