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8======D, also known as woodpecker, hoo-hoo-dilly, or penis.
I stuck my eight equals equals equals equals equals equals dee between your mom's left parenthesis space o space right parenthesis space space left parenthesis space o space right parenthesis last night and titty-fucked her all night long.
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The heroin junkie merry-go-'round:

Release from prison-back to using dope-re-arrest.

The addict's vicious cycle.
Johnny Threefingers: "Heard you're getting out of this craphole today."
Harry Hophead: "Pfft...well, I'll be back...you know me, man... ""I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”"
by TopCop May 13, 2014
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The word “zero one two three four five six seven eight nine” is not used in a sentence. It’s used to spell out the numbers 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 instead of writing them as digits.
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Sink the Eight

I'm gonna sink the eight is what you tell a woman when you are playing pool; The eight incher.
Mr G was playing pool with a hottie, and told her that he was gonna sink the eight.
by Rhljr June 7, 2023
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Eight-ball

When a man has sex with two women, and enters all six holes.
Last week I went home with Jimmy and Karen and we let him play Eight-ball with us.
by JaySherman June 6, 2023
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The Hateful Eight

A trivia death cult that turns Buffalo Wild Wings into a weekly war zone, crushing hopeful teams like empty beer cans under a barstool. The Hateful Eight doesn’t “play” trivia—they commit intellectual homicide with a side of ranch.

A gang of beer-fueled know-it-alls who take so much joy in annihilating the competition that you wonder if therapy would be cheaper than showing up on Tuesday nights. Losing to them feels less like trivia and more like being publicly pantsed in a crowded gymnasium.

The reason half the regulars fake work shifts, sudden illnesses, or car trouble just to avoid getting obliterated again. The Hateful Eight aren’t here for fun, they’re here to remind you that your liberal arts degree isn’t worth jack against eight people who somehow remember the exact name of Shrek’s donkey and every World Cup score since 1970.
• “We thought we had a shot at first place, but then The Hateful Eight showed up and body-bagged us by Round 2.”
• “Nothing ruins a basket of wings faster than realizing you’re playing against The Hateful Eight.”
• “Our team was feeling confident until The Hateful Eight rolled in like the IRS with clipboards and cold beer.”
• “Every Tuesday I tell myself it’s just for fun, and every Tuesday The Hateful Eight reminds me I’m dumber than a box of crayons.”
• “We don’t call it trivia night anymore—we call it The Hateful Eight Appreciation Hour.”
by GuidoDaPimp September 17, 2025
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final eight

n. The slightly more exciting part of a soccer tournament when most of the hapless teams have gone home. The term can also be used in academic, political or business settings.

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The presidential primaries have come down to the final eight.

But there are only three candidates left.

It’s just an expression Mr. Trump.
by gnostic3 December 8, 2022
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