Egoed

when u tryna talk to someone n they just ignore u and ur left blueballed in the cold

Dude 1: "I was talkin to a nigga and then he just said "ok" and walked off tf??"

Dude 2: "damn nigga u just got egoed"

by Plug1n July 9, 2024

ego robertson

Someone who is such a good athlete, they must be on PED’s.

Grant runs in another touchdown. He definitely is this team’s ego robertson today.

by Johnny Mildsauce October 1, 2020

Ego’s ego

When a person lives a relative easy life and had been praised for simple tasks, thus blowing up their sense of

Significance and local celebrity syndrome of this ditch and hoarders small town kingdom.

The absolute absence of common knowledge of the outside world feeds the egos of the privileged but clueless

Fools to the point that there ego has no challengers and their ego develops an ego and the third person perspective becomes another character all together, even talking about a group of people in reference to on the original self who by this time is but a lost memory.

Dave speaking: you know how Dave rolls right . Dave dose not give 2 shits you know what I mean ?

Daves brother speaking: ok so fuck dave why you talking about dave dude , and who da fuuudgk dose that make you but an ego’s ego.

by Cash-cow-survivor August 28, 2023

ego cunt

A massive asshole that thinks they are the shit but in reality they are just a loser with a huge ego and some fragile masculinity

Oh yea Tyler he’s a real ego cunt, he is just the WORST

by I like cactuses December 15, 2024

Pufferfish Ego

(noun) An inflated sense of self-importance that balloons dramatically in response to even the tiniest wins or crumbs of praise.

Mr asshat: "lol i killed you once which means i'm better"
John: "After losing 500 times, holy Pufferfish Ego

by Nirvloyd February 11, 2025

ego ridens

A professional equivalent to Lol. It is Latin for “I am laughing.” You can’t type Lol in a work email but you can say Ego ridens.

Did the buyer really offer to pay above asking price? Ego ridens.

by Linev December 17, 2020

ego impaired

When a person makes an obviously selfish decision, or when a person lets their ego get in the way of doing the right thing.

That's so ego impaired when coach moved practice to 6am because he wants to go out for breakfast.

by Gillybean February 22, 2015