Skip to main content

Gate Experience

When a man inserts his penis on another man's ass and says "gate" and desert 4, forest 3, tundra a7 as a way of saying "faster"
Hey did you see Andy doing the Gate Experience on Kyle? Man must have been rough.
by Dee's Nats September 28, 2021
mugGet the Gate Experience mug.

Karl Experience

When your experience in any restaurant or hospitality focused environment is elevated due to being "karl."
Expect special accommodations, gratis, elevated more than usual, comps, and friendlier service. Any other person is treated like a "no-one"

But the Karl experience is you are always a VIP and they pull out all the stops.
I went to the restaurant in DC and it was ok it wasn't like when we went to to this restaurant downtown and had the Karl experience!
by Starshipsweremnttofly January 21, 2022
mugGet the Karl Experience mug.

Dunya-experience

A noun describing an individual or group's time in the dunya.
They had a tough dunya-experience.

How is your dunya-experience going?
by SolidPresi February 6, 2022
mugGet the Dunya-experience mug.

near date experience

When you almost get a date with someone, but for some reason or another, it never materializes.
That guy I like kept suggesting that we go out, but we never actually did. I had a near date experience.
by ninjavee May 29, 2009
mugGet the near date experience mug.

ticket blaster experience

when Chuck E. Cheese cums tickets all over your fucking goddamn face
The ticket blaster experience made my child sooooooooooo happy.
by Supah Dave October 5, 2013
mugGet the ticket blaster experience mug.

near-nut experience

When your are activly masturbating and almost nut but you decide to quickly change the porno.
I was watching amateur yesterday and had a near-nut experience so I could go to interatial sex nut porn masturbation
by TheSalts August 3, 2016
mugGet the near-nut experience mug.

near-dick experience

This is when you come very close to seeing or touching a penis, but the action is sadly cut short before any penetration or interaction makes way.
Sally! George came over last night and I had a near-dick experience, but my religion kept me from doing the deed.
by Near-dick Momma October 29, 2017
mugGet the near-dick experience mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email