espachurrado

(Coloquial) Que está aplastado.

Se me ha espachurrado la caja de cartón.

by Aguita December 23, 2015

No hablo espanol

Means "I do not speak Spanish", implying that you are cunt for speaking anything else other than the god-blessed language of English. Fuck everyone who doesn't speak perfect, fluent, grammatical English! Fuck them all!

Me :No hablo espanol?

Them: Si

Me: Well, fuck you, you worthless cunt!

Them: Si

Me: Fuck you!

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

ESPN

The ability of very dumb blondes to read peoples minds

dumb blonde- wow! it is like I have ESPN or something

by Jacob Parker May 6, 2005

Espliffany

The sudden realization or comprehension of the (larger) essence or meaning of something while smoking weed.

WHAT?!?!?! the interconnection between two forms of matter caused by high frequency waves from the matters gravitational pull can allow us to teleport?!??!?! what an Espliffany!!!!!

by Milk it slowww March 11, 2011

esports betting

Betting on video game matches either with virtual items that have a value or real money.

Counter strike player winning an esports bet: ez skins ez life
*esports betting*

by MSD101 April 29, 2015

Esperhand

This regal bitch. NOT ONLY does she run the show with a bush full of roses but she does it in a way that makes you say 'Hm, for an old lady I'd still smash'.

Also known as Lady Olenna.

My grandmother is such an esperhand. She gets all the boys in her rose garden.

by toastie724 November 14, 2017

esports whore

An annoying dumb fuck chick playing online games (normally Overwatch or League of Legends) that gets carried by someone above her own skill level and thinks she’s better than she really is. Normally you can identify them when they blame everyone but herself when games aren’t going a right way

“Why are you all so bad?!?!?!?!”
“Shut up you esports whore”

by Not giving my name to machine January 12, 2019