Pronounced ur-lee deuce ette
1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals
2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.
3. a tiny explosion of fecal material from the anus which precedes a larger deuce
1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals
2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.
3. a tiny explosion of fecal material from the anus which precedes a larger deuce
I was running late for work and my girlfriend pulled an early doucet. I couldn't brush my teeth without gagging and I went to work with my clothes smelling like ass.
I was running for the toilet but the early doucet touched cloth before I managed to drop my drawers.
I was running for the toilet but the early doucet touched cloth before I managed to drop my drawers.
by IPUface November 13, 2011
Get the early doucetmug. dude: wow, i'm semi-early for work today!
girl: it's 7:58, you're not late for once, but you're not early either.
girl: it's 7:58, you're not late for once, but you're not early either.
by fathermike July 12, 2011
Get the semi-earlymug. Goddamnit, not another Early Earthquake Warning it's the third fucking time in my 1 week Japan trip.
by MyDickyisCalledRicky August 16, 2022
Get the Early Earthquake Warningmug. by ÑÇWÑÇWÑÇWÑÇWÑÇWÑÇW August 7, 2025
Get the early hoursmug. Remember when that guy spazzed at Walmart? That was like Early Corona, we didn't even have to wear masks yet.
by Marica Linn July 20, 2020
Get the early coronamug. School were you learn how to take care of children in kindergarten.
You have to stay there five years.
You have to stay there five years.
by Blueberry16 January 2, 2017
Get the secondary training college for early childhood caremug. An anti-Semitic dog whistle used when someone is suspected to be Jewish, with references to Wikipedia's early life section, aka biography.
by Cheehuahua May 14, 2025
Get the Early lifemug.