Early bird titanic

When your in jail and you wait till the first person falls asleep in a boat bed and everyone grabs that person’s boat with them in it and slides them into the wall while their asleep

Dude he fell asleep first should we we give him a early bird titanic

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

Early access

Foster is wrong and can't take being wrong he is a child

Oh no early access foster is arguing again he's wrong

by Foster is wrong December 20, 2020

early days of aviation

Whereby a male dons a leather cap, scarf and aviator goggles, pulls down his breeches and underwear, stretches his arms up in order to grip an imaginary propeller, and then procedes to jump up and down causing his flaccid penis to girate very much like a propeller in the early days of aviation. This delightful party trick can also be performed by women, whereby rotating breasts serve to represent said propeller(s). As described by one S. Milligan of Monkenhurst, Hadley, some time after WW2.

The child's entertainer performed a classic Early days of aviation, much to the merriment of the parents and the distress of their offspring.

Jebediah met his wife by performing the Early days of aviation for her during a summer ball.

by Jebediah Splitter January 31, 2018

Early Drinking

A completely socially acceptable cocktail or three before a date to ease the nerves

I'm at the bar early drinking and looking at wedding rings until he gets here. - sent to friend via text

by ArnoldPalmer82 October 30, 2017

early swimmer s

Precum

Pre ejaculation

I got early swimmer s in my pants

by joshhudson313 June 17, 2017

early adulthood

Early Adulthood: This stage extends from 20-30 years. As an adult, the individual takes a firmer place in society, usually holding a job, contributing to community and maintaining a family/care of offspring.

The twenties and thirties are often thought of as early adulthood.

by ItJustSoHappens February 15, 2019

The early worm catches the bird

said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it

Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing

by nood564 March 31, 2020