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early doucet

Pronounced ur-lee deuce ette

1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals

2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.

3. a tiny explosion of fecal material from the anus which precedes a larger deuce
I was running late for work and my girlfriend pulled an early doucet. I couldn't brush my teeth without gagging and I went to work with my clothes smelling like ass.

I was running for the toilet but the early doucet touched cloth before I managed to drop my drawers.
by IPUface November 13, 2011
mugGet the early doucetmug.

semi-early

dude: wow, i'm semi-early for work today!
girl: it's 7:58, you're not late for once, but you're not early either.
by fathermike July 12, 2011
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Early Earthquake Warning

An alert for a 5.0 or higher intensity earthquake and it's used mostly in Japan.
Goddamnit, not another Early Earthquake Warning it's the third fucking time in my 1 week Japan trip.
by MyDickyisCalledRicky August 16, 2022
mugGet the Early Earthquake Warningmug.

early hours

Period between 00:00 (12:00 am) until 05:59 (5:59 am).
mugGet the early hoursmug.

early corona

𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘥. referring to the first few weeks/months of the Covid19 pandemic.
Remember when that guy spazzed at Walmart? That was like Early Corona, we didn't even have to wear masks yet.
by Marica Linn July 20, 2020
mugGet the early coronamug.

secondary training college for early childhood care

School were you learn how to take care of children in kindergarten.
You have to stay there five years.
I'm going to Secondary Training College for Early Childhood Care.
by Blueberry16 January 2, 2017
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Early life

An anti-Semitic dog whistle used when someone is suspected to be Jewish, with references to Wikipedia's early life section, aka biography.
Can we get an early life on him? I suspect he’s Jewish
by Cheehuahua May 14, 2025
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