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Drug Monkey

Someone who has experimented with darn near every drug known to man. Like the monkeys they have used to test drugs on.
Look there goes Tony! How he's still alive I'll never know. That Drug Monkey has tried it all and has mixed thing that shouldn't have been mixed..
by anonymous December 24, 2021
mugGet the Drug Monkeymug.

future drugs

Drugs that don’t exist yet, but quite understandably, would mess you up real good if they exist today. Method of delivery is usually in the form of an eye dropper to ensure rapid absorption and onset.
Yo man, give me those future drugs so I can get fucked up until next Tuesday, dawg!
by enjoyedresponsibly May 5, 2018
mugGet the future drugsmug.

cult drugs

Did you say cunt drugs?
No, cult drugs, wtf are cunt drugs
by FlankPhi June 20, 2018
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so drugs

when something is really really cool, like way beyond dope
Your new Surly bike is so drugs
by thejamesomatic November 16, 2017
mugGet the so drugsmug.

Drug Parrots

Drug Parrots are generally red macaws, bred and trained from birth to sniff out drugs when the drug dogs are unable to find any.

With ancestors having been in South America where the plant that coke is from is prolific, red macaws (and essentially all drug birds) can sniff out coke very well.

So while it may seem like they are chewing on something, they aren’t. They’re just sniffing for drugs.

You better not have any or they’ll catch you.

Below is what would happen to you if attacked by a drug parrot
Drug parrots are scary.

That’s why they use them Dave!
by Stillherechile May 4, 2022
mugGet the Drug Parrotsmug.

drugs' closet

A closet or small space secretly (or not so secretly) used solely for doing recreational drugs
"Meet me in the drugs' closet in 5"
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gateway drug

1. Any substance that takes an inordinately long time to pass from one's system and leads one to choose a more harmful alternative that doesn't hang around in the fat cells so that a drug test may be passed successfully. See marijuana.

2. Potentially any substance sold by a street dealer.

3. A term liberally touted around by right-wing nutjobs who don't understand the meaning of the term "use responsibly."
1. If I smoke this joint, I'll have to wait to pass a drug test because it will linger in my system for a week or more. But if I take these slightly more dangerous pills, they'll get flushed out in a day or two. The solution is simple! *swallows twelve pills*

2. Me: "Hey man, you got anything green?"
Dealer: "Yeah, that'll be ten bucks. By the way, you like angel dust?"

3. Bill O'Reilly: "Marijuana is a gateway drug! Studies have shown that people who smoke marijuana are led to experiment with other, more harmful drugs to get the same effect!"
Me: "What about alcohol? You'll buy just about anything while you're drunk. Besides, marijuana isn't even a drug, you toolbag."
Bill O'Reilly: "NANNY NANNY BOO BOO STICK YOUR HEAD IN DOO DOO I'M LOUDER THAN YOU! I WIN!"
by Arthritis July 28, 2009
mugGet the gateway drugmug.

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