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Process drift

The gradual, often unconscious shift in a work process, system, or organizational behavior away from its original purpose—usually due to routine, habit, or the illusion of progress. Common in corporate, bureaucratic, or tech settings where the system just keeps running… because that’s what it does.
“Why are we still sending daily update emails no one reads?”
“No clue. Classic case of process drift
by Richard A April 25, 2025
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Float some drift wood

When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.
Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.
by licktenstein October 3, 2018
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Drift Slut

A Drift Slut is a girl who appears to be interested in cars. She will “date” guy after guy in the car scene cheating on each one and ruining friendships and relationships just to drag in clout on her own social media. Predominantly found in drift cars this bottom feeder can be found in four wheel drives and even hot hatch backs! Most call Sydney (Australia) home, but they have been known to be all along the east coast and even across the globe. Beware the drift slut.
Look at Chloe over there! That’s the 3rd guy in 2months. She’s a total drift slut!

She only left Kyle because Jeremy’s car is faster. She’s a drift slut!
by XiaoLongBao December 28, 2022
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alabama drift

When you're having coitus with your sister and swap to finish in your mother
I was banging my sister but she didnt want to get pregnant so i pulled an alabama drift to finish in my mom
by The Garlic Knight June 3, 2022
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snake drift

snake drift is sliding a penis across anything, like a face, table , carpet, etc.
Guy1: "Yo, I snake drifted across Brittany face last night"
Guy2: "Dude, how was it?"
Guy1: "It was amazing bro. You should try it"
by Syndicatelive24 January 27, 2021
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Stick Drift

Describes an affliction impacting joysticks on gaming controllers.

Stick drift is when a controller’s joysticks act as if they’re being moved, despite being still. This typically occurs when dust and debris get under the joystick and interfere with its sensors.

This occurs with most major console controllers, though the Nintendo Switch joycons have earned the most notoriety for stick drift problems.
Alex: “I’m getting the worst stick drift, don’t you have another controller?”
Trent: “Sounds like a skill issue to me!”
by WomenSlayerrrrrrrrrr December 21, 2024
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drift

the skin from fortnite during season 5 chapter 1
Guy 1: Bro, it's season 5 on fortnite!
Guy 2: Yeah, I got the drift skin from the battle pass!
by susmonke7727 April 2, 2022
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