Douche Car

a game similar to "punchbuggie" where you punch someone and yell "douche car!" when you see one.
Criteria for a douchcar include:
- super loud music
- people hollering out the windows
- cheesy painting
- speeding with loud muffler
- a douche is driving the car
- vanity plate
- low riding
- ridiculous rims or spoilers
one or any combination of there douche factors can classify something as a douche car and you can punch someone for it, but once they punch you you can't punch them for the same car.

*cars speeds by well guys yell profane comments at pedestrians*
Jordana: "Douchcar!" *punches kathleen*
Kathleen: "ya that was a douche car"

by JordanaKathleen March 25, 2012

Pretentious Douche

To be an asshole without actually knowing jack shit about your topic

Alex Stroube is the most pretentious douche I've ever met.

by SimplyShrimp February 3, 2015

douche out

To rinse; usually with fresh water.

Hey Norm, don't forget to douche out that carafay before you start a new pot of coffee!

by Telephony July 17, 2014

douche donut

Another word for Man Bun

You call that a man bun, but I call it a Douche Donut.

by ddonley88 June 9, 2016

Douche knot

A man bun

Look at that dude's douche knot

by Mulc1645 May 15, 2016

Goose Douche

A Goose Douche is an individual that orders Grey Goose Vodka bottle service at club due to the perception that the spirit imparts a certain level of status.

That Jersey guido thinks he's cool because he's paying $400 for a bottle of Grey Goose but most the girls in here realize that he's a Goose Douche.

by PLe1 March 5, 2009

Il Douche

As the Fascist leader Mussolini was known as Il Duce, the term "Il Douche" is used to describe the number one leader of douchebags(you know who you are) and/or all that is douchey............

Carl was bestowed with the name Il Douche as a result of his tendency to be a major d-bag.

by sheila in the car July 21, 2010