Doggative

An adjective; used to describe someone acting as a dog, i.e. saying no to a friend's planned event/date/gathering.

G: "Wanna come out for lunch tomorrow?"
F: "no i'm busy"
G: "That's hell doggative"

by G-Banger November 6, 2012

doghawk

A Mohawk for a dog. When the

Crown of the head stands up in a line from forehead to the back of the hair line. Doghawk.

My dog went to the dog groomers and came out with an orange doghawk.

by Jenetted November 21, 2013

dogarmed

Used in place of 'doggarned.' Will place the seed of crippling depression in the receiver's heart.

Me: That's dogarmed dumb!
You: I suddenly feel a need to crawl into my bed and cry for hours

by Hinatatertot October 20, 2015

Dogfaced Ratsnake Spider

A Dogfaced Ratsnake Spider is a 2 faced bitch with multiple personalities resembling a Dog, Rat, Snake, & Spider traits. Trust that you don't want to play with this crossbreed.... The Dog will bark, as the Snake strikes, the Spider is venomous as he-she digs dirt on a unsuspecting victim & doesn't hesitate to RAT (snitch) no matter if you think your homies, friends, or family. The spunk punk Dogfaced Ratsnake Spider doesn't have a heart or soul. The origin of the crossbreed is unknown though it very well may have sprouted it's evil seed from the pits of Hell.

That Dogfaced Ratsnake Spider is a snitch whore bitch!

by Anyalatte September 5, 2016

Dogbarry

A man who is not sure if he's a man named Barry who isn't a dog or if he's a dog called Barry who's clever.

That lad over there has been dogbarry since his mother died.

by Butler1210 January 3, 2017

doggardener

Dog who is a part time gardener. Usually is payed in treats.

I fired my old gardener and hired a doggardener!

by armandster [10.31] April 25, 2017

Dogcandy

A ratchety large female who seems to only attract desperate fat guys and tweekers.

As she squeezed into her dress that was clearly too small for her huge ass, her friend grimaced and thought "Damn! There's a perfect piece of dogcandy!"

by Rhiannon Moonshadows June 18, 2017