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detroit tugboat

To pull a tampon out of your girlfriend with your teeth and procede to pleasure her.
I gave my girlfriend the ole' detroit tugboat last night and it was rather messy.
by Roz Nacci January 12, 2009
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Detroit Affect

The concept that an hourly worker will move at only one pace regardless of circumstance as they will receive the same amount of pay regardless of effort. Commonly found in retail stores or fast food restaurants. Highly visible in cashiers, but not limited to.
The line to check out at the grocery store was 10 people deep since the cashier was moving at a snail's pace. Damn Detroit Affect.
by Jeffrey A September 21, 2007
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detroitus

having properties of or being related to detroit
this whiteboard has some serious detroitus
by jdm April 8, 2003
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Detroit River

The separating body of water between Detroit and Windsor, the Detroit River is crossable by the Windsor Tunnel or the Ambassador Bridge. Because of The Rouge, the river tends to be very dirty and stinky.
I once waded across the Detroit River.
by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004
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Detroit

A large, drug filled shooting-range disguised as a city.
I went to Detroit for the weekend and I left with a bag of cocaine and a 9mm bullet wound.
by Waqcku June 3, 2005
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Detroit

A city in receivership that sucks ass, taxes the hell out of people who work there but don't live there, is full of whiny shit-heads, and has a perpetually shitty NFL team.
Ever heard of a Renaissance Tax?
Yea, Detroit takes an extra 8% from my income .
by SwitchKU January 12, 2009
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Detroit

A once beautiful city located in SE Michigan along the banks of the Detroit River. Ever since white flight began, this city has gone to the niggers...literally. It is home to crackheads, dead beat fathers, single mothers, corrupt politicians, coons, rats, groids, niglets, welfare mamas, lazy subspecies, etc.

The city has beautiful architecture, unfortunately the groids refuse to take pride in ownership and these buildings are now run down, burnt out shells of what they used to be.

The city is also the biggest drain on the welfare system in the entire State. Tax dollars paid by Detroiters is less than those of the rest of the state; however, residents of this black hole receive more assistance than the rest of the state combined.

Detroit is the crime and murder capital of the state!
It is all too common for a Detroiter to have their hand out for assistance, but they still refuse to pay their bills and look to the white man to do this for them. Funny, they will take the white man's money, but they are all racist against white people.
by Enlightened One in MI July 11, 2010
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