Frozen Poo Dildo

The end result of taking a solid dook, molding it into the preferred shape dildo, inserting said poo dildo into the freezer until it hardens, removing said frozen poo dildo from the freezer, and inserting said FPD into your ass for pleasure

Richard Gere invited me over to try out some of his Frozen Poo Dildo's, but i declined, because i like neither FPD's nor hampsters inserted into my rectum.

by Peejiddles January 5, 2009

dildohead

One who is extremely stupid, has no common sense and is a complete and utter retard, or your name is Brandon Erickson.

Oh my God dude, your such a Dildohead.

by eatmydick6969 November 25, 2009

Dildo-toes

1: a. toes that resemble dildos due to length, shape, ect.
b. a dildo that resembles a toe
2: Toes/feet involved in sexual release/stimulation.
3: A deragatory term
4: Subject of the illest rhymes ever.
5: A positive exclaimation.

1. a. That chick has some hot dildo-toes
b. Do you stock dildo-toes?
2. "I love dildo-toe jobs," said Mrs. Hitchenson unknowingly in front of her now shocked 12 year old.
3. Shut up, your mother is a dildo-toes.
4. Yeah you think this shit’s gross but it’s a fallacy
I love it when them dildo-toes rub my phallus, G
5. I finally got a promotion. That is so dildo-toes to the max!

by Foxs_revenge August 29, 2008

citizen dildo

tom cruise

vanilla sky "Tom cruises nickname"
my coworkers call me citizen dildo behinde my back.

by gary tee November 16, 2010

dildo scrubber

The assholes on Kazaa who put shitty ass files on there just so people will download shit from them.

person 1: Man, I gotta get the Points of Authority video.
person 2: I thought you already had it?
person 1: Yeah, but the dildo scrubbers on Kazaa put shitty ass bogus shit on it, so it's always bad quality.
person 2: What faggoty ass biches.

by Sonya August 6, 2003

Dildomometer

A fictitious insertable device referred to as a way to measure a woman’s sexual prowess.

I'd give her a '7' on the Dildomometer scale...

by DG1 December 9, 2008

dildo

You've all heard of a man's best friend being a dog. well a girl's best friend is by far a dildo.

one day as sophie and brit were in the library,sophie gently whispered to brit.. "can i borrow your dildo tonight?" Brit gladly said yes you may! have a good time"

by Pat Mcgroin February 14, 2005