Alaskan lie detector

Ice water enema. Administered unsuspectingly - usually in a 2 gallon container maintained at 35 degrees Farenheit delivered through all weather tubing secured in place with a 6 inch, stainless steel barbed nozzle. Used exclusively when interrogating your loving partner about her smelling like cheap men's cologne and fresh semen after coming home at 2 AM.

My cheatin' wife thought I was a friggin' moron until I sweet-talked her into doggie style where I whipped out my Alaskan Lie Detector and showed her a new meaning to being a 'cold bitch' ... as we got to the truth of who she was fuckin'.

by KingTigerKommander April 5, 2009

Detective Stormy

A procedure by which one inserts his nose into his or her partner's anus and inhales as he or she breaks wind. Also, the one who performs such an act. In honor of Paula Zahn.

"Oh, that Paula I'll be her detective stormy."

by Rich and Shep March 1, 2005

deather

Noun. One who contends that Osama bin Laden is not really dead. They believe this to be evinced by the fact that his body was disposed of in the ocean, as well as the fact that Obama did not release pictures of the corpse. Frequently, these are the same sorts of people who were 'birthers', claiming Obama's birth certificate was a phony.

I can't believe those stupid freaking deathers don't understand the many reasons why releasing pictures of bin Laden's bloody body would be a bad idea.

by pandoranoid July 29, 2011

Playing Detective

When you're walking around with your phone not knowing that the damn flashlights been on the whole time making you feel like like a dumbass

What the fuck is he looking for
Hes just playing detective

by Seanieboyyyyyyyyy June 16, 2018

After work detention

Similar to a detention in the fact that you are kept behind after finishing time,its a way for large multi national companies to hold employee's behind for working too quickly/hard and finishing early , usually involves some kind of team building excercise or pointless tidying up and painting .

Employee 1 " awesome were doing really well today i'll easily make it home in time to watch the game tonight"

Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "

by Not a chance man March 15, 2008

detective

A creeper who walks or rides his bike around town, writing down various crimes other teenagers are doing and reporting them to the police.

Detective Tommy Sutherland was creeping around again.

by 0nslaught-teh-ph33red-h4x0r April 15, 2008

deehee

Something so trill that only britt and kyle will know the true meaning of. It's GANGSTER. This saying can also be followed by the, not so well known, Jewhew

Yo i just found a 100 dollars on the ground, and my bitch aint slippin. DeeHee.

by ProjectPat February 15, 2004