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by Dubiks December 27, 2018

Self-defecation

Bullshitting about self. Antonym to self-deprecation.

He is prone to self-defecation when there are women around.

by VictoriaChan March 4, 2009

Glenn's Definition of Sleeping with a Girl

girl comes over. gives you a chance to fuck the shit out of her. you kiss her twice on the cheek and brag to your friends that you made out wif her then "slept" with her. women preferably over 40

Glenn's Definition of sleeping with a girl - "Hey Frankie, i slept with this little blonde last night."

by alltopje February 11, 2008

swag or swagg (the real definition)

HIP HOP's Minister Of Information:
Professor Griff (Public Enemy)
Says:

saying to someone that he got swag
is a cool way of saying he's cute.
its a word to feminize hiphop.

the term for someonse style or type of clothing
is Fly or Flava.

(hey looking fly!!!! or: you got flava!!!)

the pricinple of swag or swagg (the real definition) is simply this:

that pants you wear "got swag" brother!

means:
that pants you wear "looks cute on you" brother!

by Be Loyal August 5, 2012

Repeat name definition

An annoyance that frequent urbandictionary.com editors may commonly encounter. When someone defines a name followed by another word or phrase a myriad of times. It's an act that no-life dumbasses do because of severe nearly fatal boredom. It's something thats extremely annoying to avid Urban Dictionary editors and all those caught participating in this act should be caught, temporarily incarcerated, and then immediately beheaded. And no, I'm not being cute.

Kris dannon - a great drink
Kris kringle - a fucking fat shit
Krisshna - a sexy bitch
Kris microbyte - a jew

and a million more, all begenning with "Kris"

ALL authored by, Eyekintgetnopussy

repeat name definition

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Dedication 3

The worst mixtape in the world, by.. you know it... the sell-out Lil Wayne. Half of the "tracks" are him preaching how good he is or something pointless. Lil Wayne sucks dick, all he is a sell-out, can't even rap anymore, fucking sell-out pussy.

Every rapper is better than Lil Wayne nowadays, he's not even a rapper anymore, the bitch sings like a faggot. Jay-z, Papoose, Nas, Mob Deep, fucking everyone is better than him, he fucking sucks. Dedication 3 sucks cock

by fuklilwayne December 9, 2008

Definition of Sex

This is what you tell your daughter when she says she's never had sex yet.

"Well Princess, if a man ejaculates in your presence with your permission, consent, or active participation, you just had sex."

If your son says something similar the slight variation is "did you ejaculate in the presence of...etc

Insertion Exemption: Any consensual insertion of penis or penis like object into a bodily oriface can qualify as sex too.

Man: "Honey I'm home from work and stopped at a peep show but don't worry I didn't have sex. I didn't masterbate to completion because I was too drunk from my 5 martini lunch.

Wife: "You What!!!!!!?"

Man: "Its OK, Urban Dictionary says the Urban Dictionary says that this doesn't qualify as the Definition of Sex"

Alternate Example:

Daughter: "I'm still a virgin cause I have my cherry. I only let my boyfriend ass hump me

Father: "You are one sick pup, Princess"

by snausages333 October 18, 2006