Danish Fortress

When a group of people gets naked together and lieths down together preferably on the floor. Should be a equal amount of girls and boys, and 5+.

White fly guy - Hey, there's shit to do!
Random - Yea i feel you man!
White fly guy - So let's hit up some danish fortress?
Tool - no imma pass today!

by valpo swede November 19, 2011

Danish

(Noun) A danish is a form of coffee cake which is rectangular and relatively short.

I bought a danish the other day, it tasted great.

That danish is far better than the general store version.

by Ssatuo January 1, 2022

Danish Turntable

A male bakes a homemade cherry or cream cheese Danish (bakers choice). Once it is finished and slightly cooled down, a blindfolded female assumes the "doggy" position on the kitchen table. The male then proceeds to have intercourse with her through the European pastry. She immediately turns around and performs oral sex. She must then guess the flavor of the Danish filling before taking off the blindfold.

She totally failed at the Danish Turntable! She thought it was cherry, so we had to do it again!

by Tuffmcgruff September 15, 2022

Cums in Danish

When u feels like tellin the mandem u boutta cum no homo but wanna be fancy n that ting and wanna say it in a different language you get me?

Me: "Oi oi watch this noise" *cums in danish*
My homeboy: Oi that's some mad shit yknow blud
Thot: That jizz bussin bussin no kizzy

by Bored_Zomb November 4, 2021

Danish Reyhan

Danish is boy who looks like a stick and is also a Cunt in disguise.People in his school call him a Diaphragmatic Cunt.

Danish Reyhan is being defined as a Cunt,Stickman or a Diaphragmatic Cunt

by GlizzyMaster August 20, 2021

danish summer

The most horrible type of weather changes with Storms ånd Rain and maybe snow at times and egen The Sun Coles out and it is Nice in The matter of minuts it is dækning again

Oh what a Danish summer it is

by Datasstim August 4, 2017

cream cheese danishes

holy mother fuck this is the best shit ever especially from sams club those things good af I salivate at the thought of cream cheese danishes, cream danishes + boba tea is the best fucking snack or meal you can eat. yummy af.

p1: holy mother fuck this shit good af!
p2: yeah i love cream cheese danishes

by Saevi June 16, 2023