by obama loves lesbians April 3, 2021
Get the dani unhinged todaymug. Danis is a micrope that has a unusually pinos, AKA Pisonian, he can swallow all the good things in life and he can destroy your pinos and make it smaller
Mother) Dr Whats wrong with my boy
Dr) he has Danis
Mother) Well Dr do youhave a var by any chance
Dr) Yes
Mother) Bye
Dr) he has Danis
Mother) Well Dr do youhave a var by any chance
Dr) Yes
Mother) Bye
by Danixus March 23, 2017
Get the Danismug. Dani, she is an interesting yet such an amazing person when you get to know her she can be mean but also so sweet at times. A Dani will change your life for the better, she'll make you happy and giggle. Dani is also funny and goofy and a wonderful person to be around. You are very lucky to have met a Dani and if you have you gotta go and wife her up cause you won't regret. Dani is an all around amazing person when you get to know her. Dani has squishy stress balls too so you can relive your stress with them (only her significant other can) If you meet a Dani you will also notice her appearance, you just don't want to look away from her she is stunning and beautiful with nice hair and a cute face Dani also has dimples a nice figure and the cutest smile if you ever meet a Dani your life will become 100x better.
Person 1: No wayyyy your with Dani your so lucky I wish I was with Dani
Person 2: How did you manage to pull Dani she is so out of your league
Person 3: I'm just goated like that😎
Person 2: How did you manage to pull Dani she is so out of your league
Person 3: I'm just goated like that😎
by hirooooooooooo December 6, 2023
Get the danimug. dani is cool
by WHat dOEs PsEuDOnYum MeAN?!?!? February 11, 2022
Get the danimug. by Leon_dictionary November 27, 2020
Get the Dani doritomug. 
