Great Dane

When a bro grabs another man's balls and gently squeezes. Must be a surprise and should last no longer than 3 seconds. Completely not gay, unless said squeeze lasts longer than the maximum time. One alternative is the Greyhound, which consists of reaching from behind in between the legs rather than the more traditional side grab.

I gave Dan a great dane and he liked it in a completely non-Gay way.

by The Righteous Fist December 17, 2008

Dandylion

The act of ejaculating in a condom, removing said condom, puncturing a hole at the tip, then slapping a sexual partner(s) in the face with the condom.

Omg, after sex I dandylioned that whore Joanna!! There was cum everywhere!!!!

by J. Mateos June 14, 2008

kling a ling a ling dong dandy

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Don't be such a kling a ling dong dandy

by matty July 19, 2006

Dane Cook

A comedian who everyone who is under 5 years old thinks is effing hiliairous whereas Daniel Tosh is clearly funnier.

Random Person On The Street: Omg Lolz! Dane Cook is so funny!!
Me: Wow you're a dumbass.

^^ My opinion is the Morgan Freeman of the opinion world.

by Morgan Porterfield Freeman Jr. February 15, 2009

Dameyune

Dameyune , is someone with HUGE nostrils &' A HUGE head . Usually really unintelligent , &' really sarcastic . Has a REALLY cheesy personality &' is hated for that reason . Has 1 Best-friend who is a Guy , &' Is probably romantically involved with him . Usually is hunched over &' can't walk straight . Also is African American , but looks Biracial . &' whenever has an interest with A girl , he tends to overly involve himself with that person , even though they may not have an interest in him . He can be over obsessed with that one person &' may even think he's in love . So , if you com upon a Dameyune , avoid all contact possible with this , Thing .

He is such a "Dameyune"

by Dr.Phil123 December 26, 2013

dane-ism

n. A phrase or word created by comedian Dane Cook that people commonly quote.

"Where's the handle?" and "Start your day off the holy way with Christ Chex!" are my favorite dane-isms.

by MusicFreak_08 October 3, 2007

Dane Cook

In my opinion, Dane Cook is the funniest man currently alive. Dane Cook is a stand-up comedian and a Massachusetts native. He is best known for his real-life antics and for his notorious hand gesture the Super Finger, normally shortened to Su-Fi. One of his most recent performances, and my all-time favorite was the Dane Cook: Vicious Circle HBO Special. He is also know for a game he started entitled "Who's In My Mouth?"

Dane Cook- "...And then you get that tap, that sudden just- tap. And who is it? You turn to see who it is, and who is it? The World! The World is behind you saying, 'Uh, yeah, hi. In case you haven't noticed, I'm the fucking world. And, in case you don't know... You're gonna cry."

by Matt N.us December 5, 2006