dildo butter

lube lesbians put on thier dildos

honey go get the dildo butter...

by Dont Give a Fuck August 3, 2003

Dildo Mania

The term used for a blue light half price specials and clearance items at the adult novelty store.

Ethel broke the speed limit trying to
be on time for Dildo Mania at Crazy Earls adult store.

by Street whiz April 6, 2009

Dildo'd

When you go home with a girl after a night out but only to find you have whiskey dick after all the sauce you drank, so you whip out her dildo and finish her with that instead while still trying to get it up

Aw man i was soo shitfaced, last night , i couldnt get a stiffy ! I fingered, her but that didnt make her squirt, So i just dildo'd her instead

by Pascal Sheehy April 22, 2011

Dildo Faggins

A raging homosexual who is under the height of 3ft. Usually cannot hold an erection unless they are in a room of at least 10 men.

Wow dude... You're freakin gay... And very short... You a regular Dildo Faggins!

by b-radicus February 27, 2009

Dildo-Rocket

a closed upward fist aimed at or around the buttocks and or asshole region. The "rocket" thrusts to strike the bottom of the ass. (usually between the 2 cheeks)... thrown in an angry or humorous manner. used primarily to strike to the back of an opponent. The user can bend down and swing into the Dildo-Rocket to get more leverage (this is recommended for more pain)

*Inverted Dildo-Rocket's also exist, but those target the penis area, and are much easier to see coming.

"Ow, you punched my asshole! what the fuck is that?"

"A Dildo-rocket!"

by Spenc June 17, 2008

Dildo Hoppers

When lesbians partake in a game of leap frog, with a twist! As they leap over each other the lesbians they fall onto a dildo! The lesbians that play this game are considered Dildo Hoppers.

I saw those chicks over there playing Dildo Hop! They are such dildo hoppers!!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

Dildo Alarm Cock

This is an alarm clock with a rude awakaning.It is inserted into a vagina/anus and a timer is set like an alarm clock. When the time comes the alarm cock turns on and vibrates heavily to give an orgasm.

A priest is lying in bed when suddenly the dildo alarm cock goes off and the little boy turns to him . . . time already.

by Lord Boo-Hissy April 3, 2009