Loaded Diaper

A pink sock that is visible through a sodomized individual's underwear.
That gentleman's gentleman is walking around like he has a Loaded Diaper...

Yeah... He gets around.
by Biggpapa June 26, 2010
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diaper patch

A patch of hair that covers the entire taint region. It often thins out but still extends past the top of the asscrack and can even trace it's way up to the navel.
Bitch, you need to wax that diaper patch somethin' fierce.
by sweetygrrrl January 12, 2005
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hyper in the diaper

a condition where someone is so antsy, agitated and keyed up that (s)he gets so hyper as to fill the diaper, that is, to "shit your pants".
1. Listen to that stupid talk radio host! He's got another category of people this week he's telling lies about! He's getting hyper in the diaper again and he wants his followers to feel that way too and start a witch hunt. Someone needs to shut this stupid loudmouth up.

2. On them late night "infomercials" on TV the host often is hyper in the diaper and screams at you to call NOW!

3. Don't get so hyper in the diaper. You'll burst a blood vessel if you keep this up. Chill out!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 22, 2011
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Diaper Booty

A phrase one says when a flat-assed female walks by.
Aaron: Ay bra she fine ass hell

Parker: Naw bra she got a Diaper Booty
by Granddaddypappi November 28, 2013
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diaper soaked

After I shot my load on my girl, her brown eye was diaper soaked by my man milk.
by trevor Boone August 05, 2007
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chin diaper

When a guy has a beard that just covers his chin and it doesn't look good.
Dude, that guy has a chin diaper to rival Lance Bass. I don't want to make out with that!
by scaredkitty December 13, 2011
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Diaper pod

A fully loaded disposable diaper taped shut often resembling a football.
Oh no! The dog grabbed the diaper pod out of the trash.
by chessnutroastingonanopenfire January 27, 2012
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