Loaded Diaper

A pink sock that is visible through a sodomized individual's underwear.

That gentleman's gentleman is walking around like he has a Loaded Diaper...

Yeah... He gets around.

by Biggpapa June 28, 2010

diaper patch

A patch of hair that covers the entire taint region. It often thins out but still extends past the top of the asscrack and can even trace it's way up to the navel.

Bitch, you need to wax that diaper patch somethin' fierce.

by sweetygrrrl January 12, 2005

hyper in the diaper

a condition where someone is so antsy, agitated and keyed up that (s)he gets so hyper as to fill the diaper, that is, to "shit your pants".

1. Listen to that stupid talk radio host! He's got another category of people this week he's telling lies about! He's getting hyper in the diaper again and he wants his followers to feel that way too and start a witch hunt. Someone needs to shut this stupid loudmouth up.

2. On them late night "infomercials" on TV the host often is hyper in the diaper and screams at you to call NOW!

3. Don't get so hyper in the diaper. You'll burst a blood vessel if you keep this up. Chill out!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 8, 2011

Diaper Booty

A phrase one says when a flat-assed female walks by.

Aaron: Ay bra she fine ass hell

Parker: Naw bra she got a Diaper Booty

by Granddaddypappi November 27, 2013

diaper soaked

Covered in a substance.

After I shot my load on my girl, her brown eye was diaper soaked by my man milk.

by trevor Boone August 6, 2007

chin diaper

When a guy has a beard that just covers his chin and it doesn't look good.

Dude, that guy has a chin diaper to rival Lance Bass. I don't want to make out with that!

by scaredkitty December 15, 2011

Diaper Pussy

Senior citizen pussy. That pussy ain't wrinkled even though the rest of it looks like a catchers mitt.

Nasty ass Tobias is looking for a date at the assisted living facility again. He must be fiendin' for some of that diaper pussy.

by Mr Tinkl3s May 7, 2013