Dirty Diaper

A peanut butter fold (a piece of bread smeared with peanut butter and then folded in half and then eaten). Named so because it somewhat resembles a dirty diaper.

I yelled at ma to make me a couple of dirty diapers for lunch.

by McCock, the Crime Dick June 22, 2008

fur diaper

(n) an extremely hairy crotch.

sue - the dude had a total fur diaper, it felt like I was sexin a bath mat.

by brandon September 3, 2003

Hair Diaper

Similar to a FURBURGER except the wool is much thicker, almost no need for undergarments.

She had a Hair Diaper so thick you couldn't reach the sweet spot.

by anonymous February 25, 2004

Fur Diaper

n. Excessive hair in a woman's pubic region due to poor hygiene habits. Can be detected early if forearms are thick with dark hair or if beginning signs of a moustache are noticable.

Kiki: I decided to step up my game with Bambi last night.

B-Rad: How'd it go? Did you lay some pipe?

Kiki: HELL NO!! She dropped her drawers and had a fur diaper. I threw up and got the hell out of there.

by B 2 Da C October 5, 2005

cock diaper

a condom you wear outside of intercourse to prevent cum or precum stains on your underwear/pants.

"Damn, if our cleaning lady keeps doing that I'll have to start wearing a cock diaper at work."
"My date was so hot I came in my pants. I wish I had a cock diaper that night!"

by azz_ May 14, 2013

Redneck Diaper

A full roll of paper towels you pee into while driving.

(Verb)
"We're gonna have to redneck diaper this shit, or we'll be late."

(Noun)
"All I need is some coffee and a redneck diaper to last me a few hours"

by Nimbus May 27, 2016

oral diaper

an oral diaper is a personal hygiene item.

It's main purpose is to catch the shit as it falls from ones face hole, To avoid said word vomit from hitting the floor or your $400 dollar outfit and also protects the user and the people the user is talking shit too from contracting verbal gastro.

It's become painfully obvious that migzys should ALLWAYS be legally required to wear one

My god boy! Put a oral diaper on, I just mopped

by NU77A November 7, 2017