deez nuts

a funny prank to do on random females to get the shit slap out of you

person 1: do you have enya CD"S
person 2:what
person 3: SUCK DEEZ NUTS ENYA MOUTH

by A.G.O.T.I March 17, 2022

Deez Nuts

Giant eggs eggs
This joke is told by men with a small penis
Pocket light swords

Hey how’s your mom?
Deez Nuts

by HHHHHOWDY Yall June 25, 2022

deez nuts

in yo mouth

deez nuts in yo mouth.

by MisterTDS February 28, 2022

Deez Nuts

Nuts mean your private part, where pee comes from aka your bladder, so when some one say deez nuts, they are basically saying deez bladders. It’s basically a sussy joke

me: yo look it’s deez

other person: deez who

me: DEEZ NUTS AHAHAHAHAHAH

by Deez nuts sussy among us baka September 15, 2022

Deez nuts

Something to say to interrupt a conversation and make people laugh, or just randomly say whenever.

Andy: Hey did you here about the"
John: Deez nuts?

by Manden56 May 28, 2023

deez nuts

ballsack

my brother called me today and said that deez nuts came in the mail

by gsdixvdhhdihinirjihfiujfdoijvo December 21, 2021

Deez Nuts

A word often used by squirrels identifying another squirrel named Dee

Squirrel 1: Man i'm starving

Squirrel 2: Hey! How about lets gobble up Dee's nuts!

Squirrel 1: Aww yeah! I'm sure he won't mind right m8?

Ligma(also a squirrel): ....

You know the biggest peanuts and delicious in the town? Deez Nuts!

by Nothing out of the ordinary July 24, 2023