Dallas Cleaner

For a guy to use Summers Eve as a butt douche and squirt the used contents in a dog bowl. Then demand thier lover lap up the douche.

Pete: I performed a Dallas Cleaner last night and now my turd chuannel is as clean as a whislte

Bob: where did you get the summers eve?

by BobDaily3 August 23, 2009

dallas stars

3 time Stanley Cup Champs, but only 1 in Dallas; former Minnesota North Stars; spend a lot of money to be good

The Stars are 1 of those rich bitch teams.

by Sports Freak October 21, 2003

Dallas Poboy

The act of drinking water really quickly, then spitting it up into someone belly button and then putting a pair of male genitals inside it.

My girlfriend texted me last night and asked me to perform a Dallas Poboy, It was amazing.

by REALTurtleboy August 24, 2017

Sloppy Dallas

When someone gives oral sex to a mans penis; while packing the fattest lip of tobacco

Yeah bro my sister gave me a sloppy Dallas last night

by JackMawini October 16, 2020

Dallas Cummerbund

When a man slaps a piece of chicken fried steak (or chicken) on his partner's midsection, cums on it and the chicken fried steak/chicken is consumed by either party or both.

My fiance and I decided to enjoy a Dallas cummerbund Friday night.

by Cummerbund Fan March 13, 2010

Dallas Waffles

During intercourse, a man proceeds to take a dump on the womens back. Then, with his penis, he draws a star, representing Dallas. Then ejaculates in the air, pretending his penis is a gun, and the ejaculation is a bullet.

John and Susan took a trip to Texas, and had to get some Dallas Waffles.

by The Coolest Guy454353453453453 July 27, 2008

Dallas Standoff

when two men stand apart from each other completly naked with a hot women in between them, then mastrabate. The first one to bust dosent have sex with the chick.

dude we should totaly have a dallas standoff for Sally

by werwerwerwe January 06, 2010