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equities in dallas

Low rung position assigned to those in the investment banking world deemed shitty by the BSDs overseeing new recruit allocation. Future prospects scant. Popularized by Michael Lewis's Liar's Poker.
Yeah, I was sent to cover equities in Dallas ... might as well shoot myself now.
by DCprince August 30, 2006
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korben dallas

The last match left in the box.
Named in honor of Bruce Willis' character from 'The Fifth Element', who must use his last match to supply the fourth element, fire.
"Do you have a light?"
"Sorry, I appear to be down to my korben dallas"
by Bobby Jum May 20, 2009
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mason dallas

Biggest wanna-be douchebag. Will give you a handshake and hug then talk shit about you as you turn around. Watch out for double first names!
by Roseville DB January 25, 2018
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south dallas

This is in fact the Hardest part of Dallas, it contains Bloods and Crip hoods and has one of the highest crime rates in Dallas. South Dallas is known for drugs and violence so don't come if you scary or can't fight. It has The Biggest Fair in the World and is home to The Biggest artist to come out of Dallas period Ms. Erykah Badu and Big Tuck etc. It is the heart of Dallas. They don't say South Dallas, they normally slur the words and say Sal Dallas... Normally called a island because it's only a few ways to get there and it's mostly by bridge. The Blood hoods are 44 Oakland, The younger 007 Bonton, and 232 Turner Courts... The Crip hoods are 42 Oakland, 187 Park Row, Lagow Park, and 357 Dixon... One of the biggest attractions in Dallas.
South Dallas is the home of the fair
by South Dallas Anonymous December 12, 2018
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The Dallas Misfire

When a guy is titty fucking a girl and cums but accidentally hits himself in the face with the baby batter.
Dude, did you hear that Jimmy pulled a The Dallas Misfire last night? Made himself look like a glazed donut!
by mpowell710 July 29, 2023
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Bo Dallas

This is when you are beating off in the shower but want it to all go down the drain so you don't have to clean or get found out so you get down on one knee. This looks like the 'Thinker' pose done by pro wrestler Bo Dallas before his matches.
I was staying in a hotel room with another couple but had to relieve myself. So I had to 'Bo Dallas' in the shower so they wouldn't be creeped out.
by BroDiggity August 27, 2014
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a sloppy dallas

when a girl gives oral to a male with a mouth full of dip

credit for this goes to the goonz from youtube in particular:
Mcnasty, Blarge, Soup and TheDoo
Bro, I just got a sloppy Dallas from that girl I picked up at the bar last night.
by Foxfire_Alastor October 15, 2020
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