Coonar

A kid with a ronald mcdonald haircut and sits in his basement playing WoW; also can be referred to as being the biggest nooby mcnooberson of all time.

That kid is such a coonar

by Chris Joyce May 5, 2008

Coonadore

a beat-up,/shit, barly running holdon commodore usally a 1995 VS model or ealrier owned by a coon

person A:dude i saw a really shit commodore the other day
person B:you mean a coonadore

by Pyros36 June 22, 2010

Coon Tang

When you score with a black person and end up having rough intercourse.

Ian : How was your night on Saturday?

Cameron : Amazing mate, got some serious Coon Tang.

by Coonster February 25, 2013

goon coon

A very drunken raccoon. Rarely to be found in the wild due to the scarcity of alcohol there. Goon coons usually live in sub urban areas looking for trash bins and open leftover alcohol to get into.

Lowell: Whoa look at that raccoon! I was going to chase him away but it couldn't run straight.

Fred: Dude that’s a goon coon! You shouldn't have left your beer in the garage dude.

Lowell: What? My beer! Damn goon coons!

by Goondued November 8, 2011

Tablespoon Coon

An honorific bestowed by an African-American upon a non African-American in recognition of said persons above-average level of blackness. Quite a bit of black in you.

White person says "What up Crabman?!" The Crabman gives dap and replies "Tablespoon Coon!"

by mattsmyhero September 26, 2012

coon-fucker

a coon-fucker is a white woman who has sex with nothing but black men

You dont have a chance with her shes a coon-fucker

by Rob Adams May 17, 2006

coon coma

the lethargic effect felt after consumption of large meal and/or snack. 2. bodily mechanism responding to recent ingestion of pork (similar to the effects of triptophan in turkey on caucasians, see also: temporary thanksgiving syndromeTTS)

after my breakfast of pickled-pigs feet, grits, babyback porkribs & southern-fried chicken my debilitating coon coma prevented my appearance at work.

by lazy nig February 28, 2008