dick curtain

a curtain that men should wear to hide their dicks. if they have a small dick, they get a small dick curtian. its very simple.

"did you see how small his dick curtain was?"

"yeah i bet his dick is smaller than vances"

by kelloogsfrostedflakes July 18, 2020

crotch curtain

Also known as a human fanny pack, it is when your stomach gets so big that it covers your privates.

Mike: Hey Carl, look at that fat guy in his personal scooter.
Carl: Damn, he has a huge crotch curtain!
Mike: Yeah. Just like every other person that rides a scooter in Disney World

by El Jayzus September 6, 2016

Blue-curtainism

The belief that there is nothing more to art than surface-level interpretation and that anyone who tries to find deeper meaning is an idiot, a practice of anti-intellectualism.

"Why do you even care about symbolism and themes? The curtains are just blue!"
-typical subscriber to blue-curtainism

by The_Kickster September 20, 2023

chocolate curtains

When someone has anal sex with a woman, then moves down to standard vaginal intercourse.

friends talking to each other "I did the chocolate curtains on Helen the other night"

by thats my way April 11, 2013

curtain blowing

The act of placing one's lips over the labia and blowing as to create a loud flapping sound.

Eric gives lessons on curtain blowing in his free time.

by Paulina Parker October 7, 2007

hair curtain

When someone uses their hair to block their face in an embarrassing or awkward situation

LINDSAY was so embarrassed by the waiter's comment that she put her hair curtain in an attempt to hide.

by tinyunicorn June 27, 2015

curtain touching

When you get super fried, sit on the couch and get super distracted by your curtains and start quenching your inner desire for tactile stimulation by touching them.

"Dude, i spent Friday night curtain touching"

by bwcodes January 13, 2009