crotch curtain

Also known as a human fanny pack, it is when your stomach gets so big that it covers your privates.

Mike: Hey Carl, look at that fat guy in his personal scooter.
Carl: Damn, he has a huge crotch curtain!
Mike: Yeah. Just like every other person that rides a scooter in Disney World

by El Jayzus September 6, 2016

Curtain wrangler

A nosey neighbor who calls the authorities on anyone and everyone for the slightest reason.

My kids were outside playing basketball and the curtain wrangler next door called the police because they weren't wearing masks.

by IconoJett May 25, 2020

chocolate curtains

When someone has anal sex with a woman, then moves down to standard vaginal intercourse.

friends talking to each other "I did the chocolate curtains on Helen the other night"

by thats my way April 11, 2013

Blue-curtainism

The belief that there is nothing more to art than surface-level interpretation and that anyone who tries to find deeper meaning is an idiot, a practice of anti-intellectualism.

"Why do you even care about symbolism and themes? The curtains are just blue!"
-typical subscriber to blue-curtainism

by The_Kickster September 20, 2023

curtain pass

Driving from one side of the highway to the other in one fluid motion across 3 or more lanes with complete disregard for other drivers you have caused to slam on their brakes and crap their pants.

Nice curtain pass asshole. You just had to stay in the fast lane until the last 100 ft before your exit.

by parkerman November 25, 2007

dick curtain

a curtain that men should wear to hide their dicks. if they have a small dick, they get a small dick curtian. its very simple.

"did you see how small his dick curtain was?"

"yeah i bet his dick is smaller than vances"

by kelloogsfrostedflakes July 18, 2020

The Curtain Room

The curtain room is a room in a store filled with pornographic items. Outside this room is a curtain, as a door, and a sign saying 18 or older may enter. This store is most likely filled with bongs or pipes or pin ups.

Man 1: "Hey man, you would not believe it! They let me in The Curtain Room without an ID!"
Man 2: "Did you get anything? Did you get me anything?"
Man 1: "I got you some poster of a porn star, some pornos, and some nudie magazines. And me some nudie magazines and some posters.

by IGottaBounce...OnYourBoysDick, July 10, 2021