cufftemer

1. ( noun ) /kufft a me(r)
...is a person without cash and with the pretenses of paying in the very near future back to the IE. establishment, retailer or a street level pharmacist the product or merchandise in which they are asking, begging or groveling for.
2. A person one has to deal with (an awkward cufftermer)
cufftermer (opposite). customer

origin( Katcave Burnaby B.C Canada 01,01,09

2. "you know me i'm not gonna stroke you on this, I get my welfare check on Wednesday". I know i still owe ya from the last tme i said id pay ya and you know I will top left man im no fall down. just please give me the shit I'm the best cufftemer around bla bla bla.............

by kats bitch forever, anakandaz June 20, 2009

coffeeshopped

When you prowl from coffee shop to coffee shop, in a search to find a quiet place to work, OR when you use the shop as a resting point on a longer day excursion.

Concisely, when you prowl through coffee shops looking for temporary warmth and/or free wifi.

I pretty much just coffeeshopped around the town today. The wind was really brutal, so whenever my fingers went numb, I just ducked inside the nearest one.

Yeah, I coffeeshopped for awhile, and the one on Grovenser's Street has outlets for my laptop charger, so I worked there for a bit.

by Serendipity545 November 5, 2010

coffee torque

The power and speed generated by one or more coffee stirrers.

Unable to generate any coffee torque with just a single plastic stirrer, I added three more stirrers to the mix.

by sparkus March 3, 2011

Coffee Zombie

A person who is a zombie until s/he has had her/his morning coffee.

Lisa is really being cranky this morning. She must not have had her coffee. You know what a coffee zombie she is.

by PharmGirl99 August 22, 2011

Coffeezombie

A coffeezombie is a person who cannot move without a coffee or the person who runs out to the coffee machine first. Their main issue in the early morning is to have enough coins in their bag to get a coffee.

"I need a coffee! now!" - "Oh, you're such a Coffeezombie!"

by linguistician. November 7, 2012

Coffeeful

kaw-fee-fool, kof-ee-fool, Adj.

1. To be full on coffee and have no further appetite.
2. To be restless or hyper due to drinking caffeinated coffee in excess.

I ordered a bagel but got coffeeful and now don't want it.

Drinking coffee at 2AM has made me so coffeeful that I think I will go for a run.

by Wordasaurus Text March 4, 2013

Coffee dancing

Prerequisite: The state of having drunk a few cups of coffee and sitting still reading or infront of the computer.

This will result in fervent foot-based dancing because of a lacking of calmness. E. G. while waiting for the microwave.

I cant wait two minutes, aaaaargh!

...........
-Please Stop coffee dancing, it is weird.
- I dont care mofo I just need to fix so much fun stuff today!

-eh, okay.

...........
-Oh, youre coffe walking have notched up one level.

by Maggi Coffe-Lover March 6, 2013