Cucumber

When someone rejects good criticism and blames it on them being bullied or having self-diagnosed depression.

“I can’t take this; I’m already being bullied...” Sherry said. “Come on, don’t pull a Cucumber.”

by Duck_Yourself123 December 19, 2020

Salty cucumber

One who sucks dick after it has been in a dirty and sweaty hoe's ass.

Dang he'd/she'd be the type to be a salty cucumber

by Bobbycucumber May 15, 2018

lesbian cucumber

Another name for a double sided dildo

Where did you hide lesbian cucumber

by Inara22 September 17, 2023

Cucumber fresh

Fresh, clean, light, refreshing, etc.
An old Somerset ( UK ) slang phrase to imply some thing is very clean or fresh.

"That counter top looks cucumber fresh Jill!"

by ScumOnTheRun February 09, 2025

Khartoum Cucumber Swashing

When you hang your friend by a green flagpole that’s in the Solomon Islands. Generally used when in an Empire State of mind.

Friend 1: “I can’t wait to perform a Khartoum Cucumber Swashing on my friend Barnabas!”
Friend 2: “swag”

by Dicho mode June 16, 2022

Cucumber

A cucumber a long green healthy thing what Calum Hood used to pleasure the female fans if he feels up to it. The female fans have seen his cucumber from a leaked snapchat and it was fairly decently sized; we all thoroughly enjoyed it.

Calum fucked the fan using his large cucumber sprouting from his body

by Hemmingsbitch January 23, 2015

Cucumber

Girls use it... To eat! You dirty minded freak. Boys may use it too... To eat 😉😉

Hey, Have you used to cucumber yet 😏

by Chicken nuggetsssss April 16, 2020