STARGOBLIN MR. CRABS

Corrupt admins and a non functioning Minecraft server. The best discord server you will ever join and fuck you Ezra.

I can't wait to join STARGOBLIN MR. CRABS today! I finally got in!

by damn those farts ughhhh *lick* November 18, 2020

Crabs

Those white things crawling down your legs. Also summarized as an STD, or STI, conducted from genital sucking and/or blowing.

"God damnit! I just got diagnosed with crabs and now they're plaguing my genitals and face! Ugh!"

by TeddyBearzFromOuterSpace July 24, 2009

Crabs

Nickname for a boy (17-30ish )in the British Royal Airforce.
Gets in fights with Matlows
Likes to drink a lot and pull (snog, shag)any Shaz, Tracy or Janner they find.
A female Crab will pull any Matlows, Crabs or Pongos she can find.

"Oi, watch it mate the Crabs are coming down to Plymouth!"

by Eva January 7, 2004

virgin crabs

when someone catches pubic crabs without having intercourse.

virgin crabs example:

catching crabs from a towel

or the urban myth when a women wearing a skirt without any knickers on, catches crabs when sitting down on a bus

by j rawy August 21, 2008

Chicago Cubs

An acronym for "Completely Useless By September." The team itself is known for having fans that every year argue with everyone, especially Cardinals fans, that they will in fact win the World Series. Cubs fans are completely sure that their Cubs will win the World Series, and if not, it is due to a curse. Cubs fans have the distinct talent of closely re-enacting the tendencies of the now extinct dodo bird. They fail to note that curses are not excuses and it is just a fact that Chicago has been very, very bad for a long, long time. Cubs fans are the perfect example of idiots that have overpopulated one area.

"The greatest baseball team in the history of history. Some people currently know them as the 'Lovable Losers' however in November of 2009 this name will no longer be approiate. They are gonig to win the World Series this year and I don't care if you think that a different team will win. I respect your opinion but you are absolutley WRONG. Epic Fail. The Chicago Cubs will win 101 games during the regular season and will go on to win the World Series (btw 101 years ago they won their last world series, that is why it will be 101 wins)" said Bret!

"Oh, so the exclamation point by your name DOES mean you're gay. I'm glad I am not a Cubs fan and that I can actually spell!" Tommy thinks to himself.

by ETDizzle April 10, 2009

Hermit Crabs

When you are raped by a hobo, or hermit, and develop crabs.

I was walking downtown, and got hermit crabs from a hobo.

by Timothy Shady May 12, 2011

cuasterixt

Cuasterixt = C-u-*-t = Cunt, despite asterisk being mispelled.

1. Female genitalia or;

2. Derogitory term used to insult someone.

1. Can I see your cuasterixt?

2. Screw you, cuasterixt.

by Just another cuasterixt April 13, 2007