Coach Cruz

Awesome, alpha coach dedicated to making players better. Coached the best softball team in the pacific (YHS panthers 2022-2025) to 3 straight far east titles and 1 pac east title. Best chef, best coach, and best storyteller. His favorite players were obviously the Zuzz, the kuzz, the euzz, and the auzz.

The best coach in the pacific is Coach Cruz

by The Zuzz October 11, 2025

Cruz

Cruz. I would say a whole nice paragraph like everyone else but it's bull crap. he says he loves you but then he treats you like actual shit. I don't recommend dating them because THEY WILL hurt you THEY WILL treat you like shit THEY WILL manipulate you and THEY WLL cheat on you without you knowing. Keep him far from people you love and yourself

you: hey cruz love you
cruz:love you to
*time passes*
you: why are you ignoring me
cruz:stfu

by yourmom.com@gmail March 27, 2023

takin a cruz

When you fly to Mexico when the weather gets crazy

That Cat 5 hurricane is on its way so I think I'm takin a Cruz!

by Bebee321 February 18, 2021

Christian cruz

A gay beaner at pcms in Ga

I love u Christian cruz

by Deeeeewz March 11, 2020

cruz

He is a very very very dumb but funny person. Probably has a microscofic dick and even smaller hair. Always lokking like a crackhead/bogan.

Damn, Cruz truely looks like a crackhead today. I DEF want what he is on. ESHAY BAHHH.

by THE SHLONGGGG May 14, 2023

Alexis Natalie Cruz

Normally the youngest child that has slight brain disabilities and is questionable. Very questionable. She also steals her older sister's clothes and say afterwards that her style is shitty. She also thinks that she's cool because she talks to high schoolers. And as annoying as she is, she's also funny and concerning. She knows when to take certain things seriously and she knows how to be the life of the party. She's outgoing and more adventurous than what she puts herself out to be. She's way more brave than what I could ever be, and I will forever look up to her for that, as much as I hate to admit it.

''Happy birthday, Alexis Natalie Cruz''

by depressionxobsession May 17, 2018

Jose de la Cruz

One of those gay friends you've encountered in class or even in a gay strip club. Jose is mental and has multiple disabilities that he has trouble understanding.

Marc: "Yo Jose what's 1+2"
Jose: "My Mom.... wait no My V-card"
Marc: "What you're so Jose de la Cruz"

by Black-Bandit June 9, 2018