Crusty toilet

The rim around a womans vigina that has scabes all over and is constantly wet.

When she pulled down her pantis there was a crusty toilet!

by Dick Biscet November 6, 2010

Crusty Nate

In any situation where you and or someone else jerks off onto someones eyes and it dries forming a crusty layer unenabling them to open there eyes when they awake.

Dude last night jeff past out after he drank all my booze so to get back at him i gave him a crusty nate.

by PreNatel January 5, 2011

Crusty Sunshine

When you fuck a person's asshole so hard that their asshole rips apart and starts to bleed.

I feel bad for giving Jane a crusty sunshine.

by Blob Joe May 21, 2011

Crusty NastyAnus

The remainder of goop left over from a massive shit that plopped into the toilet, causing the poo, pee, vomit, bacteria, menstrual blood, and whatever else is in your toilet at the time to spew up into your anus, leaving you with a dripping mixture of FUN.

Sam:Yesterday I let go of a perfect 'S'!

Joe: AWESOME!

Sam: Not really... left me with one hell of a Crusty NastyAnus

by Fracktard January 6, 2012

Crusty Knuckle

After someone has fisted another person, they leave their hand uncleaned for a while. The fluids, dry and harden on the hand, forming a Crusty Knuckle, or Crusty Knuckles depending on the severity.

Jasmin fisted Leeroy. She left her hand overnight an the shit hardened. In the morning her hand had turned into a Crusty Knuckle.

by L.Jenkins January 11, 2012

Crusty Mustard Face

A really ugly person that seems to always have left-over condiments dried on their face.

I saw Kyle on a date with some crusty mustard face.

by ExtendedMags April 14, 2012

Crusty Shutdown

The act of an individual ejaculating on another individual's rectum, followed by a drying period of no less than 12 hours, resulting in ones rectum being temporarily closed.

Jane: I woke up this morning after a rough night of drinking and sex. I had to shit and couldn't manage to get anything out.

Mary: You must have received a crusty shutdown.

Jane: Damn, I know I should have swallowed them ropes.

by ropeslinger August 12, 2013