Custard's pie

The last girl you slept with prior to becoming married.

I dated Jennifer right before I met my wife, she was my custard's pie.

by MTM/le June 11, 2012

Custard Fish Finger

After fingering a girl, piss on you hands then ram them down your throat until you are sick on them

that hot asian girl made me give her a custard fish finger

by C0rrupt7 February 18, 2011

fish fingers and custard

if something is fish fingers and custard it is disgusting,horrible,mingin.ect

your face is sooo.. fish fingers and custard

by lollen99 May 18, 2009

custard

A word used in baseball to describe how someone is throwing. It referes to them as throwing shit! It can be used in two ways, your throwing custard (your throwing shit) or your arm is custard ( Your throwing slow and nothing)

Man your arm is custard

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006

custard rocket

What comes out of 130" of pain.

"Scott shot a huge custard rocket the other day all over me" -Kali

by Rick Rollin April 30, 2008

Custard Breath

the nausiating whiff that eminates from someone's mouth after having eaten chocolate and thus when they are speaking to you very close up afterwards. The smell is rather like custard powder.

uggh! brush your teeth or eat a mint, custard breath

by David Corser January 13, 2009

custard

when a boy lives in a crawl space 40 feet long and 2 feet high, lit up by christmas lights and has been abandond by his mother. Often smokes and talks like his balls havent dropped!

why are you being a custard?

by little jake April 17, 2009