Crunchy Tortilla

When someone hasn't washed their coochie in a while and the skin gets all stiff and crunchy

Damn that girl had such a crunchy tortilla

by Animal Writes February 10, 2024

crunchy fill

When you eat so much crunchy rice that your tummy is full.

I had my crunchy fill at the korean restaurant.

by Calogero333 August 13, 2018

Crunchy

An adjective meaning a girl or a boy who is so curvy or big and snuggles with you a lot.

Have you seen how Sarah’s acting recently. She’s a total crunchy girl!

by Justicewithtacosandweed November 15, 2019

Crunchy

An adjective used to describe someone who goes all-natural in their lifestyle. Giving up seed oils, artificial colors and dyes, non-organic food etc. They eat grass-fed meat and whole foods like raw dairy and honey. Most consumed things are locally and responsibly sourced. They make everything from scratch and avoid preservatives. They avoid plastic and other harmful contaminants. This is all in an effort to balance the body’s hormones and restore health to the levels- no political affiliation or look is associated with this lifestyle. Synonymous with “granola”

Jess is so crunchy- she asked the restaurant to cook using beef tallow or ghee instead of vegetable oil

by Crunchygal123 February 26, 2023

Crunchy

When something goes wrong

Man, things got crunchy when that cop pulled us over. When my parents rolled up with my boyfriends car in the driveway, I knew things were going to get crunchy.

by Foollery July 19, 2020

Crunchy licks

When Trey busts into syck licks while Mike drops bombs like Nagasaki niggas kaboom pow crunch crunch kick

Trey- (sick crunchy licks fawnk jam)
Mike- (drops hammer bombs 3000)

by Nasty gross poopsicles May 9, 2018

Lucky Crunchy

When you open a fresh bag of potato chips, take one off the top and crush it inside a girls pussy. Then lick it out and to eat it while you throat fuck her.

I heard Wyatt and his girlfriend did a lucky crunchy last night!

by The_Dufe July 8, 2023