Crooked

When a genetically born male participated in a TikTok trend and the end result is them throwing ass all over the camera

Dude did you see John’s new TikTok he’s crooked

by Leshaun Dinglenutt III December 5, 2025

Crooked Thumb

A big ol’ straight bottom. Has no power. Submits to his woman’s whims.

I thought Melissa’s boyfriend was secretly gay. Turns out he was just a crooked thumb.

by Jizzñe____007 June 7, 2024

Thomas Matthew Crooks

A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.

Dude 1: "Did you see the Trump shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"

by eurodancing July 13, 2024

Thomas Matthew Crooks

A hero. He could have saved the world like Georg Elser.

Thomas Matthew Crooks was a hero.

by yannick schwul of die schnelle May 22, 2025

Crook

Spelled as it is pronounced "Crook" a guy that is very handsome he will murder for money.

All Crooks dislike Femboys and are the loyal associates of the Catholic church.

The pope- Crook kill the femboy

Crook- Will be done Father

by Hansihans December 9, 2022

Crooked Lake Enema

When you’re on the lake with the boys and enjoy anal bukkake with the third wheel girlfriend.

Why is your girl walking like a cowboy? We gave her a Crooked Lake Enema last night

by Anthony Vince September 10, 2023

The Crooks

It’s nothing good.

Friend 1 “this guys the funniest goon in the crooks”

Friend 2 “what the hell is the crooks?”
Friend 1 “exactly.”

by Alphonzo123 August 4, 2023