crampolas

super uber mega bad period cramps, curling you into pain wanting to cut out your abdomen

i have major crampolas today

by Danielle Shordt November 22, 2005

Crambling

VERB: gambling whilst crunk. This is a derivative of the two words Crunk and Gambling made popular by the hip-hop/rap group "187 Gangsters"

"do you feel up to some Crambling"
"lets go out and Cramble"

by thepmannz February 17, 2009

manstrual cramps

When a man has to poop or fart so badly that the pressure builds up to an extremely uncomfortable level. often causes manstration.

my buddy had to poop so badly he got all pissy from the manstrual cramps.

by owurnvoisdngl February 27, 2010

Cramp

It's a god-awful pain when your body is saying "AW HELL NO" in a certain area.

Guy: I have a fucking huge cramp.
Guy 2: I don't care about your problems.

by Senpai Cat March 29, 2015

ass crammer

One who packs ass

Bubba is an ass crammer

by Nasy Brett December 18, 2003

style cramper

slang: one who insists on inundating you with unsolicited fashion advice; a person who obtains all of their own unoriginal style ideas (ex. what shoes and clothes to wear) from magazines like "Cosmopolitan," "Vanity Fair," "YM," "GQ," etc. while simultaneously criticizing you and others for your outdated or unpopular, yet more original style choices; an individual who chooses to follow the other fashion sheep, and insists that their way is the only way

Alyssa made a disparging remark about how "ugly" my Mork & Mindy rainbow suspenders are, what a style cramper!

Thank Heaven I didn't feel the need to join all of the other style crampers on campus and sport one of those Tiffany dog tag necklaces!

Lindsay and all of her sorority sisters are total style crampers! They dress exactly the same and then pick on girls who don't wear Abercrombie & Fitch.

by Suz October 27, 2004

Jim Cramer

Also see “shill, tool, and trash can” as these definitions are also appropriate. Cramer got his start in 1910 after publicly castrating himself in Times Square for thirteen dollars. Jim Cramer is idolized by the boomer generation because he finds very interesting and fun ways for them to lose all their investments. As a former “hedgie” he has a long history of fraud and corruption and he now uses his “shill” tactics to spread “FUD” and to make sure poor people stay poor. Why does he do this? Because he’s sad about being bald and if you wave a dollar in front of his face he will say anything you want him too. It is said that Ken Griffin got him to sit on a dildo through a whole set of Mad Money for 5 dollars in 2016!! Currently there is a war between Jim Cramer and a current breed of investor known as an “Ape.” -See “Ape”

Did you see that!! He just ate his own grandmother out for 7 dollars!! He pulled a fucking Jim Cramer!!

by DrThrob April 7, 2021