Verizon Connection

The connection between a man and woman, man and man, or woman and woman that is very strong, such as the Verizon Network Connection which is very reliable and avaliable in almost every city/state. So when two people share a strong connection, it is referred to as "The Verizon Connection"

Dude: Man, I just brokeup with my girl.
You: Why man?!

Dude: I'm not sure; it didn't feel right. No connection.
You: Man, too bad you guys didn't have the Verizon Connection!

by kyleelol69x3 July 9, 2009

Walmart Connection

Someone who's running a lousy internet connection.

Dude, your computer is so fucking slow

Well, it's because i have a friggin walmart connection

by Raymond5495 January 20, 2009

correctional officer

1.n. A man who is not capable of becoming a real officer so ends up becoming an over rated babysiter.He is happy when at his work and sets his work befor his family. Word that can also describe used to describe, pussy, has been, coulda' been, bitch, lier, and asshole.

Inmate1:Hey wheres Correctional officer Buday?
Inmate2:Oh that bitch hes negleting his family.
Both together:Ohhhh...

by Digiboy October 19, 2005

connection radiation

when two people have such a strong connection in person.
it may cause them to pass out.

did you hear about kendall? she had connection radiation when she was with christian

by ilyfae January 14, 2011

cajun connection

Before make up sex you douse your cock with Tabasco a jam it in her ass.

My old lady was cheating so I gave her the Cajun connection.

by pjs5671 July 12, 2010

Raw Connection

When two people with extreme personalities start dating and you know their relationship is going to end terribly.

I have only actually witnessed this raw connection just twice, but I know its going to end bad.

by NOTA Dweeb February 28, 2011

Jesus Connection

When one's internet connection is so good, it hit the Jesus Tier.

Tom is able to host a 20 person server with no lag. He has Jesus Connection

by ZaneKol July 31, 2011