Corporate Deuce

A dump taken at work while on the clock. Getting paid to take a shit. A.K.A. C2

Time to take my daily corporate deuce.

by The Mad Crapper in VA June 22, 2010

Corpectomy

Surgical procedure whereby the corpus (body) is removed from below the brainstem.
The remaining head must then be kept alive artifically.

May be used in an emergency situation when time constraints do not permit diagnosis.

It's great to see Joe looking so well now that he's undergone his corpectomy.

by Jamie Miller December 11, 2004

corporate refugee

It is said of someone that has been downsized, displaced or severed from a long time corporate career.
Most of the time this results in the loss of stability, identity, structure and community.

One morning during the summer of 2002 I was having coffee with a Director of HR. We were friends, so it was nothing out of the ordinary. Out of the blue he said to me, "We need to find you another job!" That was the beginning of the end of my decades long career with a large corporation and the beginning of a very painful journey as another corporate refugee.

by Victor Pino September 25, 2007

Corporate Dump

The act of defecation at work without clocking out or waiting for a lunch break.

Joe likes to take corporate dumps because it's far more satisfying to crap while getting paid.

by sputza December 9, 2008

Corporate Fisting

v. When a corporation screws people - shareholders, employees, other companies - over at an extreme level.

Sue's company sat on stock options under some pretext, then laid off everyone at her location once the stock price had crashed. Then they only gave the minimum severance, and cut out all bonuses. The company does it all the time - it is the corporate fisting champ.

by Seb13 February 5, 2009

Corporate Couple

An interracial couple made up of an East Asian woman (Chinese, Thai, Korean, etc. Not Pakistani, Indian, etc.), and a Caucasian male.

Tend to be white collar professionals, and most common in urban areas.

Basically this is due to cultural preferences. Culturally, Asian women like the traits of stability and reliability. So more often then not, these men cannot be classified as "bad boys".

White men like slim, cute women. Many also have a raging case of "Yellow Fever" (but this is not a prerequisite).

Yeah Corporate Couples are very common in this city.

by tacomalo June 12, 2010

climb the corporate ladder

To move up in the hierarchy of a corporation.

A 'ladder' is a device with steps used to 'climb' (or move) up and down, so the 'corporate ladder' is the series of steps people go through as they gain more power in a corporation and 'rise to the top' - from file clerk up to president.

You have to work very hard if you want to climb the corporate ladder.

by VAKI5 May 14, 2005