Poo Cork

A 'poo' so big that it clogs the toilet.

Honey, I had a poo cork so big last night, that the water could hardly move when I flushed.

by smbs82 July 8, 2010

Corking

Smushing ones soft penis into the neck of a bottle, getting hard, masterbating, and then yanking the bottle off to make a cork sound and spraying ejaculate I’m a fast pressurized stream.

I was corking and when I yanked the empty champagne bottle off my dick, it sprayed like an elephant taking a bath in an oasis.

by anonymous December 31, 2023

Corking it'

Where you cover a champagne bottle in shit, shove it up your partners ass, shake it up and just unload the cork.

I'm gonna cork you Pluto. (Corking it')

by Schatz000111 March 17, 2025

cork arse

some one who is scared of scott on cod

i dont know how to add him think im gonna go full cork arse

by absolutelysweating May 12, 2021

Corked

When a man get anal fucked in the arse (obliviously).

Typically derogatory term against anal.

Oh shit dude, Connor got corked last night.

by connorgoober May 31, 2025

Cork best friend

Someone who is such a good friend they plug you up when you need too, but also let you explode when it's time to have fun.

Colleen is always there for me, she's my cork best friend.

by Austin Eriksen June 24, 2017

Corking it completely

Corking it completely refers to completely messing something/yourself up. However, it could also refer to crashing (going to sleep) but only if you or the person in question is very tired. Other forms of the term include corked completely and totally corked. Also, this term should not be confused with corking it

CORKING IT COMPLETELY EXAMPLES:
1. I studied so much for the geography test but I still corked it completely...
2. My brains turning to mush and I can’t think straight... I think I might cork it completely.

by Bean Fiend June 6, 2018