Dane Cook 

One of the funniest comedians to ever pick up a microphone. People either love him or hate him, but most people love him. While listening to his retaliation CD while driving home, i laughed so hard I almost got into an accident. He made several appearances on Crank Yankers, and Shorties Watching Shorties

Dane Cook is so hilarious he almost killed me in a car accident

Dane Cook by Joey Schneider November 10, 2005

tyler cook 

has fucked every girl in the city they live in, their nickname is mostly ty. they are well known as a fuck boy. most likely ugly.

that boy tyler cook has fucked every girl in jeff co.

tyler cook by Anonymouslyrude123 August 9, 2018

too much cook for one day 

denglish for "te veel koek op 1 dag" which is a upcoming expression for having planned too much things on one day.

damn, on the 16th of oktober i''ll make 2 school exams, i'll go to the apenheul AND to a green day concert. that's too much cook for one day!

too much cook for one day by nEUbbw September 24, 2009

dane cook 

Dane Cook is an American comedian that does screen acting and stand-up comedy. His stand-up comedy is mostly observational. Cook is considered by many to be the funniest comedian to walk this planet. His CD “Retaliation” was on the top ten hits list for a wile. His most famous routines include topics such as someone getting struck by a vehicle, run-ins at “the Wall” and the “sangwich, and the "Heist/Monkey". He has also coined the word “BAMF” short for Bad Ass Mother Fucker and created the Su-Fi (Super Finger). Cook has come out with 2 CD’s so far (“Harmful if Swallowed” and “Retaliation”) and has appeared in numerous movies and numerous TV talk shows and comedy programs such as Saturday Night Live.

"Hahahaa. That Dane Cook is a silly bitch."

dane cook by Mr. Different April 23, 2006

Kristy Lee Cook 

American Idol Season 7 contestant. Complete and total hotness. Can't sing worth a damn, but she is hot.

Damn! Kristy Lee Cook can't sing worth shit, but I want to put my penis in her mouth.

Kristy Lee Cook by Bombguy March 22, 2008

dane cook 

(Pulling a) dane cook: to do/say something that was uncalled for in an environment unappropriate to that action. In simpleton's terms, it means to be a douchebag.

Person 1: Whoa dude, did you see how Vanessa Hudgens got called out at the Teen Choice awards?
Person 2: I KNOW OMG. Tha douche was pulling a major dane cook... oh wait it was dane cook.
Person 1: Lulz.

Girl 1: UGH I can't believe mom brought up my STDs at the family reunion!
Girl 2: Fuck i know. She pulled a dane cook so hard she broke his leg off.

dane cook by whatateenagesmartass August 26, 2009

dane cook 

Possibly the funniset man to walk the earth...hes a BAMF

That Dane Cook guy is a funny bitch

dane cook by Katelyn OC May 16, 2006