Drill Confessions:
When UK drill rappers openly brag about real crimes—stabbings, shootings, murder, drugs, or gang activity—in lyrics, videos, or socials; basically pre-recorded self-snitching that doubles as free evidence for the police.
Example:
“Man thought he dropped a banger, but it was straight drill confessions—the police, judge, and jury loved it so much they sent him to jail.”
When UK drill rappers openly brag about real crimes—stabbings, shootings, murder, drugs, or gang activity—in lyrics, videos, or socials; basically pre-recorded self-snitching that doubles as free evidence for the police.
Example:
“Man thought he dropped a banger, but it was straight drill confessions—the police, judge, and jury loved it so much they sent him to jail.”
Lee: Bruv… I’m tellin’ ya, the UK police got a well easy job nowadays. They just go on that YouTube channel Grime Daily and pick who they’re gonna nick.
Frank:Some of these drill rappers don’t do themselves any favours, bruv. I call it drill confessions LOL.
Lee: Init! bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Frank:Some of these drill rappers don’t do themselves any favours, bruv. I call it drill confessions LOL.
Lee: Init! bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese February 4, 2026
Get the Drill Confessions mug.A sexual act performed in an IHOP bathroom, with 3 people involved. One holds a bottle of syrup aloft over the closed stall door, chanting words of forgiveness and prayer to two people having intercourse on the sink. It is vital for correct performance that the syrup priest, or “Maple Minister”, maintain the seal of confessional by keeping the door closed, unable to see the intwined parties on the sink. During the ritual, it is vital that Minister apply holy oil (syrup) to the confessors, in order to better achieve forgiveness while still maintaining the aforementioned seal of confessional. No line of sight. Confessors must be naked, as sin was devised at the nudity of Adam and Eve in the Garden. The confessors will confess their sins, while being anointed, and absolutely fucking.
(This is the reason no more than 2 people are allowed in an IHOP bathroom at a time.)
(This is the reason no more than 2 people are allowed in an IHOP bathroom at a time.)
*Kneeling Upon Saint Syrup*
Father I have sinned, and don't know what to do.
Nonsense Child. Join me for an IHOP confessional and let your sins speak through you. Strawberry, Blueberry, Old Fashioned, or Butter Pecan?
Father I have sinned, and don't know what to do.
Nonsense Child. Join me for an IHOP confessional and let your sins speak through you. Strawberry, Blueberry, Old Fashioned, or Butter Pecan?
by Pancake Apostles March 3, 2026
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