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Conchism

Noun: A Religion formed off of the belief that the Magic Conch came to save us all from eternity in Davey Jones' Locker. Led by The High Conch in following of Conchus Christ
Hello there, may I introduce you to Conchism?
by theslumpcxnch July 12, 2017
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Conchus Christ

A Mystical Conch formed in the depths of the Pacific Ocean to save the world from Conchageddon, and to spare souls from eternity in Davey Jones' Locker.
"Did you see that? Conchus Christ!"
by theslumpcxnch July 12, 2017
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Conchmonch

Going all out in pleasing your female partner's nethers.

See "monch the conch"

Acceptable uses/derivations:

Conchmonch (noun or verb)
Conchmoncher (a moncher of conch)
Conchmonched (state of having conch been monched)
Conchmonching (a state of active and ongoing conch monch)
Girl 1: How was your Tinder date?

Girl 2: He's a conchmoncher for sure.

Girl 1: So when's the wedding?
by Dr. Gay4Cavill March 11, 2022
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conchampious

1. 1st-Person description of being conchampuous.

(Study) Conchampious with an "I" is spoken in first person. Ex. I'm working out harder than ever nowadays. I've been feeling pretty confident...confident and conchampious lately.

Conchampuous, on the other hand, with a "u," is directed at someone else who's conchampious.

Ex. "Serena Williams and Amanda Nuñes are both conchampuous athletes. Some of the best of our era."
Conchampious with an "I" is speaking of one's self.

Conchampuous with a "u" is directed toward someone else. You cannot say, "He, she or they are conchampious." You would say, "He, she or they are conchampuous."

You cannot say, "I'm feeling conchampuous. You would say, "There's no question that Floyd Mayweather Jr's consistent work ethic and belief system makes him conchampious, and undoubtedly the greatest boxer in history.
*An easy reminder is knowing that "u" is directed at someone else (conchampuous), and "I" is self (conchampious). Now, tell your friends

'conchampious' is a word you can now use in board games. Bet 10-Dead-
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"I am conchampious. Like Floyd Mayweather Jr., I am conchampious. I am conchampious because, like Floyd Mayweather Jr., I exemplify everything honorable as a champion 🏆."
by golincolnlincoln July 10, 2022
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conchabla

No literal meaning. Used when you're panicking, like yelling.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! CONCHABLAAAA!! HELP ME HELP ME!!!
by hotaruisgod November 23, 2022
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Coach Deters

The most famous WMF tag-team wrestlers out there, formerly of 1/2 of the team Medium Rare with the stage name Deter Brock; he is currently hiding from his fame as a middle school gym coach.
That boy Coach Deters look like Mr. Clean
by DanielJeans May 18, 2018
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coach dan

Coach dan is usually a coach that cares deeply about his team. He is funny, the best coach in the town, talented, and goes out of his way to teach his team. Coach dan is a very honest man who doesn’t like liars. He loves animals especially squirrels and deer. He’s the type of person u can have a drink with and talk for hours.
I really want to be on Coach Dans team, other girls say he’s better than the other coaches.
by Anonymous3356 October 18, 2018
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