Computer geek

A person who can orgasm while looking at a computer that does NOT have pornography on its screen.

I saw this computer geek damn near cream himself at the Apple Store when he saw the new MacBook Pro, dude.

by metalboy5150 April 23, 2009

Computer

A piece of crap that always fuckin shuts down on you every fuckin time you are trying to work on it, put on some music, play games, etc. Often associated with the blue screen of death.

I fuckin hate this computer. I'll reboot you! (Kicks it up into the air with my boot on.)

by Ryan November 30, 2004

fuck this computer

what Todd Faison yells when his computer turns on, and functions normally.

Fuck this computer, fuck it, fuck this computer

by manuel March 7, 2005

Computer food

Food that computer nerds eat

Computer food-

Taco Bell
Dr. Pepper
Mountain Dew

That's it

by Quizznotik June 25, 2006

computer bold

The bravery ones gets while on a computer to say to or about someone things that they are too cowardly to say to that someone's face

Since you don't know exactly who they are, many people commenting on blogs get computer bold by using the name "Anonymous".

by LeNair Xavier September 19, 2012

apple computer

A nice-looking but expensive computer that runs a tenth as fast as it should.

"Fucking Windows XP, if I wanted my laptop to run as slow as that I'd buy an Apple computer"

by Bitchy tech-head July 4, 2003

computer

A £2000 paper-weight

A single error,
Can turn your expensive box,
to a simple stone.

by gothboy September 14, 2003