cummings invite

When you find out about a party that you felt you should have been invited to but never heard about it until later... You were cummings invited..

" Yo, "Tim's" bachelor party was the greatest ever! Why didn't you come?"

"I guess I got the cummings invited... Fucking asreholes...."

by old_beaver October 1, 2014

Cumming courtesy

The common courtesy of reaching your climax , or cumming, at the exact same moment of your partner's climax, out of respect.

Mother: Always practice cumming courtesy, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Why's that?
Mother: To avoid the awkward 10 seconds of watching your partner climax, then having the aftermath of them being angry for you not joining them.

by Duploidzer April 9, 2015

Comming soon

A term which is often used by staff in the hope everyone forgets about it.

Hypixel's guild update is comming soon, just wait another 10 years, thanks.

P.S: This messages were all copy pasted.

by Krakaka January 25, 2017

chumming

When a closeted gay husband uses his wife as bait to attract a straight man/couple in the hopes of having sex seemingly 'unplanned' sex with the man.

I knew that guys offer of NSA sex with his wife was too good to be true; he was clearly at that nightclub chumming with her.

by DrBBD August 18, 2017

Cumming in the koozie

When your beer foams over in a sexual looking manner and floods the koozie which is holding your beer.

"Dude watch out your beers cumming in the koozie!"

by cottoncandycommander April 19, 2018

clumping

Going out on the pull, and scoring the ugliest hag.

fuck me mate, you take a look at what Al is up to? He's only gone off clumping and got himself caught up in some bucket gash! I need a drink, I ca't watch this

by micoole October 12, 2017

columbine memes

Memes that are about the columbine school shooting that are fucking hilarious

Me:Is it bad to like columbine memes?
My friend:what the fuck

by Furry boiii November 21, 2017