coltons are blonde mullet wearing assholes who wear cowboy boots and wear their worn-out, tight ass, ragged up old navy jeans. they always be saying the n word too. coltons need their own damn species. and don’t get involved with these things, they be on some racist shit.
by kushi! February 4, 2022
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Is mad for his lack of long legs and even though there short he can’t touch his arms
Is mad for his lack of long legs and even though there short he can’t touch his arms
by AnonymousGirlScout April 16, 2022
Get the Colton mug.Colton is an absolute simp. He actually will kiss up so hard that he’s the hardest on the scale. Harder than diamond. He will usually be the sidekick of the friend group. Bro drops friends faster than sonic. If he sees a girl he will be all over her.
by Randy Philips February 9, 2024
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Girl: Colton has never given me a stare where I don’t feel warm inside.
Boy: I’m glad he treats you so well.
Boy: I’m glad he treats you so well.
by GiganticD March 12, 2020
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Colton likes to express his thoughts. He can do this for long periods of time. He loves a good ole blowjob and has a heart for peppermint rogues. Will Pearson might come up in conversation, and to this one might say “Pearson was blacked” or “Pop a rogue”. But Price and Brads ability to sports gamble has showed Colton there is a deeper meaning to life.
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