Colton is an absolute simp. He actually will kiss up so hard that he’s the hardest on the scale. Harder than diamond. He will usually be the sidekick of the friend group. Bro drops friends faster than sonic. If he sees a girl he will be all over her.
by Randy Philips February 10, 2024
A sexy boy with a large cock. He loves brown haired girls, but thinks hes better than everyone. Tbh, he is, because of his long, masculine penis.
by 12StepKid May 10, 2022
A caring and loving guy that will be friends with just about anyone a guy who loves sports animals and skiing he is usually has a guard around his heart but when that guard is let down he is the most sweet and caring person on earth. If you talk to him he will always listen (no matter how boring it is)
by Cotodaboto March 30, 2022
A funny and kind person who could like cross country skiing who will put his guard up with his heart and be careful who he loves. If he is broken by a girl he will only give them a second chance and no more. He is a kind person who will feel sympathy for anyone even if he doesn’t know them. Overall Colton is a really cool guy to be around or to love
by Cotodaboto March 30, 2022
yaboi
The weeb god
A walking piece of shit.
He has gotten out of many sexual harassment lawsuits through the sheer power of being an old ass man
He has erectile dysfunction from yeeting that meat
The weeb god
A walking piece of shit.
He has gotten out of many sexual harassment lawsuits through the sheer power of being an old ass man
He has erectile dysfunction from yeeting that meat
Colton can often be found busting nuts to lolis, Please don't arrest him mr FBI he wont last in prison
by CraftyChef November 12, 2019
Colton’s are one of the greatest people you will ever date and know if a Colton seems why it will probably mean he likes you. And if you knows he likes you than you should make a move if you like him he will open his heart to you once he knows your the one for him
by Guywhohasknownsomegirls May 16, 2022