Hill Billy Cocktail 

A mixture of soda pop and dry roasted peanuts.

Coca Cola & Planters Dry Roasted Peanuts. Pour the peanuts into the bottle and "VOILA..." instant Hill Billy meal in a bottle!

For those of you trying to watch your waistline, or better yet, keeping Hillbilly Bubba from reaching for your tail... use a diet soda for your Hill Billy Cocktail!

Hill Billy Cocktail by bc2hndr March 26, 2011

White Trash Cocktail 

The post coitus dessert treat which coats the penis, consisting of a thick slimey layer of pussy juices, semen and condom lubrication, which is licked off by the female partner in order to cleanse the male member or "finish him off."

"I fucked her and I had a white trash cocktail, so I made her lick it off."

"So we fucked and all I could think about after was how bad I wanted to take shower to get this white trash cocktail slime off my cock."

"I went to lick the white trash cocktail, but when I tasted it, I realized there was no condom lube...that's when I figured out he just ripped open an alkaseltzer."

White Trash Cocktail by JimandJohn May 31, 2009

swedish cocktail 

prying someone's mouth open with a piece of wood and taking a shit in it. It's what the Swedes did to their enemies (whoever they were) during the 30 years war.

Would you like a Swedish cocktail?
No!
Open up!

swedish cocktail by flamingo April 22, 2005

molotav cocktail 

All the fun you need in a bottle.
How to make
1)Get an old bottle and fill it halfway with flamable liquid
2)Soak an old rag in oil
3)Insert the rah into the bottle
4)light the end of the rag with a stylish lighter
5)Throw the bottle at a passing emo who looks sad
6)run like f**k and hope the police don't cacth you

Hey, there's an emo! Get the molotav cocktails brewing, Herb!

molotav cocktail by Legend Boy July 20, 2006

Cum cocktail 

A moderate to advanced sexual act whereby the male cums in the female's mouth, adds tequila, salt and lemon juice to the mix, then bangs the female's head on the bar, after which she swallows. The male may exclaim "Salud!" or something similarly irate, however this is not mandatory.

Girl 1: "C'mon, let's, like, hit the club."
Girl 2: "Yeah, let's. But take it easy with the cum cocktails this time, alright? You may need those braincells later on in life."

Cum cocktail by Ariekanibalie June 24, 2009

Mustang Cocktail

The act of throwing a full or partially filled drink at a mustang.

He gave the man a mustang cocktail as he drove by.

Mustang Cocktail by Mustangh8er October 2, 2010

Pussy Juice CockTail 

When a woman ejaculates "squirts" into a martini glass and another participant in the vial act guzzles it down.

Dude last night Sarah totally seduced me and made me drink her pussy juice cocktail.

Pussy Juice CockTail by Jeff Portnoy April 4, 2009