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Cock Block

When you kill an individual by putting your cock down their throat and block the air way, while covering the nostrils with your nut-sack
Friend 1- How did John finally get rid of that bitchy girlfriend?
Friend 2- I heard he Cock Blocked her
by Pineapple Plug May 29, 2018
mugGet the Cock Blockmug.

cock block

when ERIK doesnt wanna stop watching fight club
“erik pls go home, you are cock blocking

“no i wanna watch fight club
by Tpwk ppl August 8, 2022
mugGet the cock blockmug.

Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.
A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.
by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020
mugGet the Cock Blocking Positionmug.

cock n block

when you send a girl a dick pic then block her afterwards.
Bro: What happened to that one girl you were talking to?

Me: She was being a bitch so I cock n block'd her
by wesley walker December 21, 2021
mugGet the cock n blockmug.

Vehicular cock block

When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.
Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.
by darkestbeforedawn June 13, 2015
mugGet the Vehicular cock blockmug.

Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.
I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.
by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011
mugGet the Laptop Cock-Blockmug.

Cock block

“Man I was trying to get this girls number but I got cock blocked

“Oh did abbie get in the way
by Abbie Snelling June 9, 2019
mugGet the Cock blockmug.

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