Drowsy cob

A burger/hotdog who can be very nice but friggin mean at the same time.

A. Hey I heard drowsy removed suggestions-chat
B. What the hell drowsy cob

by Ahahahahahahahhahaha December 23, 2020

Cob

A white male

Look at that fat ugly cob over there!

by Ugly White Cob July 22, 2018

Stoobin' up da cob

The act of making a dildo, based off of a real dick using a piece of corn on the cob.

"Hey want to hang at my place later" "sorry I cant I'm stoobin' up da cob"

by LittleKidLoverMichaelScott March 17, 2019

Cob schnobbler

Someone who drives to slow, drives the speed limit when you’re in a hurry, or cuts you off just to make a turn.

I would have been here 5 minutes ago but a cob schnobbler was in my way.

by AriesSunflower August 5, 2023

Kurt Cob-anal

The violent, masochistic act of shoving a shotgun up one's rear and pulling the trigger.

Jerry's last solemn moments were spent enjoying Kurt Cob-anal, where buckshot invaded his flesh in all directions from the backdoor.

by Piky321 July 22, 2025

Dipped my Cob in Butter

The act of sticking your penis into a dripping wet vagina.

Boooiii ... I dipped my cob in butter last night!

by MK_Ultra1980 March 8, 2019

COB

Cock on Balls; or COB to have completed a task in good time, or exceptionally well or built something to perfection. Derived from the male form, Cock being slang for penis and balls slang for testicals. there is no greater design or example of perfection then the male anatomy.

Ben: " hows that job commiing?"
Pete "cock on balls be done in a minute!"

"you've done another COB job johnson"

by modern_cowboy March 26, 2010