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coffinbearer

One who bears coffins. Someone who carries the coffin at funerals. Also referred to as a pallbearer.
She laughed at the coffinbearer during the funeral.
by bluebeatle February 7, 2009
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Coffee Expert

An expert in some specialist field that is usually consulted in irregular brief meetings, traditionally over a cup of coffee. They vary from incredibly useful and valuable to heartbreakingly incompetent.

Often occur as management pets, and are most frequently spotted around pending disasters.
"Damn, we can't route this cabling without moving that duct."

"Can we do that?"

"I don't know. Another one for the coffee expert?"

"Yep, I'll set it up."
by conradjohn February 26, 2010
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Coffee Nim

A game office coffee drinkers play where they leave less than a mug's worth in the pot to avoid having to make the next pot. Much like the board game "Nim", the loser is the one who takes the last bit of coffee and must make the next pot.
I needed my caffeine fix, but there was a quarter of a cup left in the office coffee pot. I guess I lost this round of Coffee Nim, and have to make the next pot.
by travelmop July 13, 2011
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coffee dropping

Similar to tea bagging, but dropping everything in a girls mouth while having their nose inserted into the mans butthole
Went in for a tea bag, ended up coffee dropping the bitch!
by PetalJess December 4, 2013
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coffinized

The act or process of being put into a coffin.
Often used in gaming in place of "RIP" or "ripe"

Commonly used when someone dies or something tragic happens.
Man 1: "Squaddd, put em' in a coffin"
Man 2:"Shit man! He was just coffinized!"
by encrypted February 14, 2015
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Coffee weaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee weaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee weaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee weaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
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Coffee in the bushes

When your Masturabting and didn't bring something to finish into so you blow your load into a bush.
Fuck man last night I started to fap and when I was about to cum, I realized I didn't have a rag. So I spilled my coffee in the bushes.
by Stonlerp blatch May 29, 2016
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