jumping the couch

The defining moment when you know someone has finally lost his or her marbles. Inspired by Tom Cruise's behavior on Oprah when he jumped up and down maniacally on her couch, while professing his undying love for actress Katie Holmes. Reportedly much easier to accomplish than going off a "deep end".

There's no doubt about it, she's finally 'jumping the couch' with that one.

by Jim Scott December 28, 2005

Couch potatriot

One who’s dedicated to the life of a couch potato

Dave don’t bother trying to get her out of the house, she’s a real couch potatriot! She won’t budge from that couch.

by Dnttrdonme April 10, 2020

couchmate

that friend that comes over to just sit around and watch tv or movies. you dont have to go do anything to have a nice time.

"Suzy is the best couchmate. We can just sit around and watch TV for hours. And when I want to leave to do my own thing, she

by mnkypod August 16, 2007

your couch

The heady way to say "fuck you."

"Not to be a dick, bro.... but that girl u ended back home with last night was even fatter than we thought."

"'Your couch."

Note: This term of art hasn't hit the market full-force yet, so you may run into considerable bewilderment upon first use... either way, drop it like its hot.

by imtheantelope June 29, 2008

couch potato

One who watches excess amounts of television

It's beautiful outside and all you want to do is watch football. Don't be a couch potato

by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002

chouch

An expression used when one farts

"Oh man i gotta Chouch!"

by Kyle September 25, 2004

couch potato syndrome

When someone has been a couch potato all day and as a result is groggy, grumpy and anti-social.

1: "She just sits on the couch all day and watches tv, whenever I try to talk to her she's short and rude."

2: "sounds to me like she has couch potato syndrome"

by barbiegirl_wicky wicky January 4, 2011